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| 02 Feb 2015 09:35 PM |
9:00 wake up 9:10 fall asleep again 9:20 wake up again 9:30 morning jerk 9:45 first smoke of the day 10:00 get ass kicked by homeless guy 10:10 stop bleeding 10:15 second smoke of the day 10:20 go to tims 10:30 both cards declined. they won't take a subway card 10:45 forcibally removed from tims for smoking 11:00 get mugged by the same homeless man from before 11:30 smoke blood covered c1g4rette 12:00 lunch. head to subway 12:30 whine openly to no one about how subway doesn't have avocado anymore 12:45 set off fire alarm in subway for trying to smoke 1:00 ticket from the fire department 1:30 head to class 1:45 remember homeless guy stole your books. start smoking instead 2:00 pass out due to smoking buzz 2:30 revived by paramedics. ask them for a smoke 3:00 smoke 3:10 see homeless guy. take a detour 5:00 finally arrive at home after getting lost in the forest on your detour 5:30 smoke 5:45 nearly set propane tank on fire from smoking 6:00 smoke inside. landlord catches you. evicted 6:15 sleep at friends' place. smoke in their home, get kicked out 6:30 sneak back into old apartment 7:00 write letter to landlord apologizing 7-12 post on the SF, smoking breaks 12:15 go to convience store for smokes 12:30 good night! |
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:38 PM |
| why didn't you just go to subway for breakfast instead of being forcibly removed from tims? |
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:39 PM |
| because tims breakfast >>> subway breakfast |
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:40 PM |
| Because tims has better breakfast than subway and it's not even debateable. |
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Swagudelo
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:40 PM |
well seeing as both of your cards got declined, it looks like you can't afford that choice mr.
unless your landlord didn't accept your apology letter and you still have your rent payment for next month |
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:41 PM |
@rune
its not my fault i dont get hired for being incompetent |
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Swagudelo
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:46 PM |
| how do you afford all of these cigs since they're more expensive than tim's |
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:47 PM |
| emergency fund in my closet |
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| 02 Feb 2015 09:48 PM |
| why didn't you dig into that for tim's |
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| 02 Feb 2015 10:00 PM |
dont tell me how to run my life!!!!!!!!!
also, i occaisonally steal smokes from the homeless man when hes not looking |
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| 02 Feb 2015 10:03 PM |
that homeless man is a good man
"We are going to build a bully, and we're gonna see if you want to play it for 60 minutes." - Rex Ryan |
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| 02 Feb 2015 10:04 PM |
| This is an obvious lie because "Meet with tea party" and "Blow up building" are not on here |
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| 02 Feb 2015 10:06 PM |
| you are a dedicated student |
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| 13 Mar 2015 06:43 PM |
hahahaahhaah... lol. doctorgonzo, this isn't looking good for you!
plants > animals |
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| 13 Mar 2015 06:49 PM |
hahahaahhaah... lol. doctorgonzo, this isn't looking good for you! |
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| 13 Mar 2015 06:51 PM |
hahahaahhaah... lol. doctorgonzo, this isn't looking good for you!
plants > animals
This is my siggy. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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| 13 Mar 2015 07:07 PM |
@cpmoderator
you don't have a sense of humour do you |
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| 13 Mar 2015 07:10 PM |
| Keep your comments to yourself cpmoderator |
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| 13 Mar 2015 07:14 PM |
I had a short childhood too. I hated snow since second grade.
plants > animals |
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| 04 Jan 2016 11:02 PM |
| lmao.. I've never had tims besides a crappy donut in an airport |
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| 04 Jan 2016 11:06 PM |
"what is this"
the day your mom had the day before you were born |
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