SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:30 AM |
Day 1: Hospital: A man with a cast lies down for an X-ray. The doctor X-rays the leg with the cast on it and then says "He has a broken leg." Then the doctor says "u need some rest." so the man stands and walks out of the hospital. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:31 AM |
Day 2: Hospital: Apparently the man's broken leg is classified and I am not permitted to see the operation. Of course, he did already have a cast on it. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:32 AM |
Day 3: Hospital: Someone comes in claiming to have a baby. So they X-ray her head. She has a broken skull. K then. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:34 AM |
Day 4: Hospital: The woman has given birth. IMMEDIATELY after the birth, the baby is teleported into the ward. Also apparently the baby is pink. |
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Baegulz
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:36 AM |
Day 5: Hospital: I walk up to the front desk. The receptionist shouts at me "UR NOT HIRED." Then, in a quiet foie, she says "hi." |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:37 AM |
Day 6: Hospital: The receptionist is an undercover doctor. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:40 AM |
| Day 7: Hospital: The ######## woman has come back. Apparently she's a doctor too. She diagnoses a member of the SWAT team. A minor fracture means a leg removal. |
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SanoSauro
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:42 AM |
Day 7: Party: I entered a party of "no girls around." I entered into a pack of boys I took the first right, and saw a room full of women. Obviously the bouncer should be fired. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:44 AM |
Day 8: Party: Apparently the act of using the restroom is one of the highest honors in this primitive society They are doing strange ceremonial tribal dances as one of their members uses the restroom. By they I mean like 10 people. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:46 AM |
Day 9: At sea
O! Thither, a vessel! Ho! They have sighted the flares! It's a miracle! I'm rescued at last!
The shipboard doctor tells me the minor fracture in my leg means an amputation. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 07:46 AM |
(Also, as I was leaving, someone was shouting "Fire Fire Fire!!!" So Idk if the house is still around.) |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:24 PM |
Heading back. Starting on Session 2, Day 1 Day 1: Apparently this culture values fishing above all else, and it is their only source of income. Soon, they may wall run out of that natural resource. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:27 PM |
Day 2: Party: I have entered a "cool people only party." I joined and was shoved into a group of 3.0s and 4.0s. Literally the only recreational activity was to dance. |
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djjosh05
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:28 PM |
Say that the woman turned to an alien then there was an invasion with me inside the story and the aliens ate and infected the humans and say that the aliens won.
I tried... |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:30 PM |
Day 3: Party: Apparently the cool kids only stipulation isn't very applicable. There is some sort of contest of strength among these primals. The host of this "par-tee" is refusing to disclose the nature of the contest, only that winners will receive the "substantial prize of 10 robux." In addition, 5 robux will be awarded if one joins his group. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:33 PM |
Day 4: Party: Someone is weeping in a corner. Also apparently some people are staying the night. Out of 50 people, around 6 are. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:35 PM |
Day 4 (continued) The person who was momentarily weeping uncontrollably is now completely fine. And someone else has begun weeping uncontrollably in the same corner. |
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enzo9991
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:37 PM |
oh god, this is gonna be cringey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:40 PM |
Day 5: LO AND BEHOLD, A CIVILIZED HUMAN A limited owner, who can speak civilized english! It's a miracle.
The mirage then wisps away, much to my disappointment. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:55 PM |
Day 6: Apparently someone who is a germaphobe thought it would be a good idea to join a party of over 50 people. Also calling someone "f" mean is kind of detrimental to your position on the moral high ground. |
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SanoSauro
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| 21 Jan 2017 03:56 PM |
Day 8: Party: Apparently in this culture it is not considered rude to simply abandon your own party instead of thanking your guests for coming |
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