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| 20 Jan 2017 12:12 AM |
| sometimes i stare blankly into the face of a clock until my eyes go cross and i start drooling all over myself until i snap out of it hours later |
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| 20 Jan 2017 12:13 AM |
| op has thousand yard stare |
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| 20 Jan 2017 12:15 AM |
"is your skin a pale green"
my skin is transparent i look like i have not seen sunlight since the 90s i am a literal troglodyte |
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| 20 Jan 2017 12:24 AM |
sometimes i sit on the curb and try to see how many popsicles i can eat in one sitting
then inevitably a school bus going 15 comes around the corner and i shuffle back inside to hide my shame from the students |
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