88Rise
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:42 PM |
within the 8 years i've been on this website, i've had at least 15 encounters where a person has bragged about their dad being builderman. is it only these 15 people? has anybody else had encounters with his offspring?
I mean, lets say roblox has about a million monthly players. to be generous, i'll say they've only had a million players who've been playing recurrently since 2008. that means if we each met 15 children of builderman, he'd have 15 million children, which would be 15x the player base.
also, 8 years = 4207680 minutes. this means, on the assumption he never sleeps, he's getting dirty 3.56 times per minute. where are all these women coming from? is my mom safe? somebody please give me a logical explanation.
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:43 PM |
| builderman is my dad and i will get him to delete ur account and boot u offline noob. |
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SanoSauro
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:43 PM |
Some children overlap. he only has 15B. |
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SanoSauro
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bboopoop
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88Rise
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:46 PM |
"Some children overlap." but they'd have to overlap more than once to make up for 15 million. im still lost, this doesnt make sense. i think we're on to something, buildermans reproductive rate could be a scientific breakthrough.
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Guan_Yin
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:46 PM |
| builderman must be zeus (zeus had a lot of affairs with different women and some men) |
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redthank
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:47 PM |
david bazooka obviously is dispensing materials for woman at a fast rate with his "bazooka". This isn't hard.
this is the siggy |
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:49 PM |
builderman is my mom
please do not do that -- add 2k |
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:50 PM |
"and some men" OOH ZEUUUUSSS |
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:52 PM |
well i mean he has 15 million children
you'd think a good amount would be girls |
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88Rise
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:54 PM |
"david bazooka obviously is dispensing materials for woman at a fast rate with his "bazooka". This isn't hard" is there any pictures of this bazooka? i'll need proof on this claim. any david bazooka interviews you could pull up would help. i could see him being in a julian assange type situation with that kind of weaponry, so i'm not expecting much.
"builderman must be zeus (zeus had a lot of affairs with different women and some men)" i ran a face scan on every single zeus portrayal in a AAA movie and combined the results. The final images face structure was strikingly similar to that of david bazooka. lets roll with this theory, it could get some momentum going.
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:56 PM |
yeah well builderman is my mom and hes gona ban u!!1
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88Rise
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:56 PM |
"builderman is my mom" as much as i appreciate the gender-identity movement and what it aims to accomplish, this is not the time or place.
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:57 PM |
but he is my mom nerd how would you know anyways
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:57 PM |
tracking this thread because it is great also, the numbers might be a bit off, due to the few months it takes for the baby to come out.
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| 18 Jan 2017 09:58 PM |
thstsa lotta babies!!!
i am a traveling pinata |
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88Rise
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| 18 Jan 2017 10:03 PM |
"well i mean he has 15 million children
you'd think a good amount would be girls" I think the girl:boy ratio would be about equal. however, if we roll with the bazooka theory, girls are less aerodynamic when being launched, due to their long hair. this wouldn't be a problem if the children were newborns, but the bazooka defies all man written laws and acts as a spawn for 9-13 year olds. also, the girls are taught less phrases, whereas the boys pickly pick up on communication, most learning complicated phrases like "say 123 for bf" within days on the website. due to a lack of communication, one could only guess that the remaining girls are starved by david bazooka. this is where inactive accounts come from.
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bboopoop
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| 18 Jan 2017 10:06 PM |
"whereas the boys pickly pick up on communication, most learning complicated phrases like "say 123 for bf""
this is also where builderman gets women from
problem solved
and the women can be reused every 9 months so |
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| 18 Jan 2017 10:07 PM |
| It's mostly children making the most risible claims to intimidate you. |
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