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| 16 Jan 2017 03:18 PM |
| I #### his remains every day and lick his wooden teeth. |
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| 16 Jan 2017 03:19 PM |
| i prefer abraham lincoln, he's cool |
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| 16 Jan 2017 03:19 PM |
he doesn't have wooden teeth he has ivory teeth
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| 16 Jan 2017 03:19 PM |
Ummmm...What were those tags?
Ahem...As I was continuing... |
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| 16 Jan 2017 03:22 PM |
i know it's cliche to say "the founding fathers are probably rolling in their graves" but I genuinely think we should invest in installing generators onto their tombstones to generate infinite electricity from their seething rage at the current state of our nation
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| 16 Jan 2017 03:24 PM |
| Remember to thank Washington for instant coffee |
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