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| 11 Jan 2017 11:27 AM |
Warning: Prepare for grammar skills so good that you won't be able to understand me.
I cerebrate its astonishing how lamentable the grammar most people on Roblox use! What transpired? Are we not edifying our youth as well as we used additionally? What can we do about it? I'm surprised parents are not upset! I can't stand it! Its horrific! We require to do something! But what..? Maybe, we could engender games that edify kids good grammatical skills! No, no one would ever play that!
Unless, we pay the astronomically immense YouTubers, (I.e Dantdm) to play it! Surely at that point the kids would descry! For I won't stand for this! We will not stand for this!
Who is with me! We will revolt! No more of this! We will not stand for it! Grammar for life!
At this point I am sure most of you are not heedfully auricularly discerning anymore, decrying that this post will henceforth be kenned as a troll post, engendered by bottom feeders for attention, but fellow Robloxians, do not heedfully auricularly discern! This is a genuine endeavor to get someone to descry, anyone! For we must do something! And it's up to you! All of you!
Our children verbalize incongruously! They verbalize out of context! How far must we go to solve this dilemma? What must we do? Please, fellow Robloxians, I beseech of you, avail us, do anything! Avail us solve this epidemic! We mustn't stand for this! Avail us!
"No. You are not allowed to play handhelds inside. That is why they are called handhelds. Because if you hold them with your hands while standing inside, Mother will slap it out of your hands with her yard stick." |
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LukeLua
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:28 AM |
I have never heard somebody use verbalize before.
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Telemus
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:28 AM |
"I cerebrate its astonishing how"
mission failed
we'll get em next time |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:28 AM |
| i too am very ##### ## an 18 year old on roblox i will now prove my intelligence on this online forum |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:28 AM |
tldr also who do u think u are noob
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Jackudy3
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:29 AM |
"I cerebrate its astonishing how lamentable the grammar most people on Roblox use!"
and already in the first sentence his grammar has failed him
it should be it's instead of its, as it's is an abbreviation of it is which is what you were trying to say
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Multisour
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:29 AM |
you probably copy pasted this from someone.
i make memes lol. |
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cheetos5
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:29 AM |
| i do not understand such big words |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:30 AM |
idk why does OP try and act cool by using grammar
this is a siggy. it likes to sig I FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER https://twitter.com/YtNameAbove |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:31 AM |
@Telemus Haha, I suppose, in your words, "Mission failed" would be congruous. But dont give up yet! As we still have a chance! Do not fret! As the contents of the post are nugatory! It is the message that is sent!
"No. You are not allowed to play handhelds inside. That is why they are called handhelds. Because if you hold them with your hands while standing inside, Mother will slap it out of your hands with her yard stick." |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:34 AM |
You guys caught me, I'm only utilizing an online "Intricate sentence engenderer" to verbalize like this. But yeah, I conjecture the grammatical mistakes are to be expected.
"No. You are not allowed to play handhelds inside. That is why they are called handhelds. Because if you hold them with your hands while standing inside, Mother will slap it out of your hands with her yard stick." |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:36 AM |
Good job! B+
Here are some edits to fix some mistakes:
Warning: Prepare for grammar skills so excellent that you won't be able to understand me.
I cerebrate; it's astonishing how lamentable the grammar most people on Roblox use! What has transpired? Are we not edifying our youth as well as we in previous times? What can we do about it? I'm surprised parents are not upset! I can't stand it! Its horrific! We are required to do something! But what..? Maybe we could engender games that educate kids to have better grammatical skills! Alas, it's likely that no one would ever play that!
Unless we pay the astronomically immense YouTubers, (I.e Dantdm) to play it! Surely at that point the kids would descry! For I won't stand for this! We will not stand for this!
Who is with me? We will revolt! No more of this! We will not stand for it! Grammar for life!
At this point I am sure most of you are not heedfully discerning anymore, decrying that this post will henceforth be kenned as a troll post, engendered by bottom feeders for attention Fellow Robloxians, do not dismay! This is a genuine endeavor to get someone to hear, anyone! For we must do something! And it's up to you! All of you!
Our children verbalize incongruously! They verbalize out of context! How far must we go to solve this dilemma? What must we do? Please, fellow Robloxians, I beseech of you, avail us, do anything! Avail us solve this epidemic! We mustn't stand for this! Avail us!
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:38 AM |
| Next time be sure not to have so many run on sentences, or repetitive words. Try spicing up your vocabulary with more variety of words and synonyms and don't forget to use proper punctuation! |
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LMQ
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:38 AM |
Slingshot has officially shut OP down
The battle is over
OP you can now take a break we know it took a long time googling up these words you should rest now, your heart rate is at 200
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LukeLua
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:39 AM |
Grammar lessons with slingerooni.
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:42 AM |
| It's too much for me..ability to make a logical and proper sentence is already an achievement for me.. |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:42 AM |
Rest in pepporoni
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:44 AM |
i offocoaly be shutdown me grammar operatiun is a feil a repeit it feil eroer cann nut gremmer shuttun down in thewe twoo won zewo...
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:46 AM |
Should also have more clause variation :c
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:47 AM |
oh
https://www.roblox.com/library/506860438/FGL-ft-Nelly-Cruise-PARODY-Kim-Jong-Un-Song |
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| 11 Jan 2017 11:49 AM |
My grammar correcter is running on fumes guys, I dont think it can handle this...
ERROR: GRAMMAR CORRECTOR SHUTTING DOWN IN 3... 2... 1...
wth waz dat guys wat huppend i dunt know are we ok i thank we ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
we fine
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