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| 05 Jan 2017 04:50 PM |
After 2 minutes of asking my mom and looking up stuff on Google, I have created the ultimate guide for success, but this time for females.
1. Lose weight, start working out. But don't go full body builder woman mode, that looks horrible. Aim to look fit and nice.
2. Don't dye your hair pink or blue or any other feminist color.
3. Don't let yourself go, as in regards to your weight, just because some feminist dumblr blog told you to.
4. Always carry Plan B.
5. Don't do your eyebrows so much, they'll fall out and next thing you know you'll be drawing on your eyebrow with a crayola
6. Don't over exagerate your makeup, it looks ridiculous and you'll damage your skin.
7. Remember that the Wage Gap is a made up meme that doesn't take into matter that women work less hours because some people HAVE FAMILIES AND ACTUALLY LOVE THEIR HUSBANDS AND CHILDREN, NOT EVERYONE IS A LONELY CAT LADY
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| 05 Jan 2017 04:51 PM |
"Don't dye your hair pink or blue or any other feminist color."
you know what
IM GOING BRIGHT RED
G**GLE IT! |
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Roxxy1231
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| 05 Jan 2017 04:51 PM |
"Don't dye your hair pink or blue or any other feminist color." rip roxxy1231 |
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| 05 Jan 2017 04:55 PM |
>tries to help las mujeres
>immediately they all go dye their hair
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:23 PM |
>2. Don't dye your hair pink or blue or any other feminist color.
You have bad taste |
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:24 PM |
"Always carry Plan B."
I wanna be successful not a thot |
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:26 PM |
>I wanna be successful not a thot
Ok have a an abortion later then
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:27 PM |
| My hair is dyed to blue so wat |
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:28 PM |
| eww dyeing your hair a non-natural color |
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:29 PM |
>eww dyeing your hair a non-natural color
LITERALLY THIS
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:30 PM |
alright alright now make a version for the third gender you know which one i'm talking about
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:30 PM |
"Ok have a an abortion later then"
or you know
invest in protection |
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:30 PM |
| "Don't dye your hair pink or blue or any other feminist color." Go ahead and tell that to all of the middle school confused ######## ##### out there. They're already dying their hair probably without their parent's consent imo #code if sadboys == true then print("q - q ? s a d b o y s? ") |
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:30 PM |
Women don't love the same way men do. It's biologically and evolutionary logical.
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| 05 Jan 2017 05:31 PM |
tags= girls
#code if sadboys == true then print("q - q ? s a d b o y s? ") |
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| 06 Jan 2017 11:40 AM |
1. Legit already done that 2. Lol hell no. People look bad like that. 3. I would never do that. 4. Plan b? 5. I haven't done my eyebrows. Apparently I have good eyebrows. 6. I never wear makeup . 7. Knew that? |
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casarela
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| 06 Jan 2017 11:42 AM |
| Are you single by any chance? |
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| 06 Jan 2017 12:33 PM |
| transgender tips to sucksed in life ok kthx |
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