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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:13 AM
WHY WAS THE 6 AFRAID OF THE 7?

6 HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE HE LEFT VIETNAM. EVERY TIME HE CLOSES HIS EYES, HE SEES CHARLIE HIDING IN THE DARKNESS OF THE FOREST. NOT THAT YOU COULD EVER SEE THOSE ######### MIND YOU. THEY WERE FAST AND THEY KNEW THEIR WAY AROUND THE JUNGLE. HE REMEMBERS THE LOOKS ON THE BOYS FACES WHEN THEY WALKED INTO THAT VILLAGE AND... OH JESUS. HE SHOULDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT NOW. SOMETIMES HE STILL HEARS TEK'S SLOW SOUTHERN DRAWL. HE REMEMBERS THE SMELL OF BROOKLYN'S CIGARETTES. HE ALWAYS HAD A PACK OF LUCKYS. BUT THE BOYS ARE GONE NOW, HE KNOWS THAT. IT'S- IT'S JUST THAT HE FORGETS SOMETIMES, AND SOMETIMES THE WAY THAT 7 LOOKS AT HIM, IT MAKES HIM THINK. SETS HIM ON EDGE, AND HE FEELS LIKE HE'S BACK THERE, IN THE JUNGLE, IN THE DARKNESS.

SEVEN HAS A HOOK FOR A HAND AS WELL, WHICH IS VERY SCARY.
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ZenedyZenedy is not online. ZenedyZenedy
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29 Dec 2016 07:14 AM
First Blood
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PLABS is not online. PLABS
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29 Dec 2016 07:15 AM
there are probably people who would split your head open for making jokes like this
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:15 AM
GUESS WHAT I SAW TODAY?





































EVERYTHING I LOOKED AT.
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armbands is not online. armbands
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29 Dec 2016 07:15 AM
oh my g00d this is #####
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babiaknoah2005 is not online. babiaknoah2005
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29 Dec 2016 07:15 AM
cringe WITH A .





OMG ITS HIM!!! https://web.roblox.com/users/51051552/profile/
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ZenedyZenedy is not online. ZenedyZenedy
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29 Dec 2016 07:16 AM
*shows di-*
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armbands is not online. armbands
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29 Dec 2016 07:16 AM
cranga
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:24 AM
A VISIBLY EXHAUSTED AND DISTRESSED MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND ORDERS A DRINK.

"LONG DAY?" THE BARTENDER ASKS.

"NO, ALL DAYS ARE 24 HOURS LONG" THE MAN REPLIES, AMAZED AT HOW UNEDUCATED THE BARTENDER IS.
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ZenedyZenedy is not online. ZenedyZenedy
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29 Dec 2016 07:24 AM
am i hot?
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:25 AM
A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER ASKS "WHY THE LONG FACE?".

THE HORSE DOES NOT RESPOND BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE. IT CAN NEITHER SPEAK NOR UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. IT IS CONFUSED BY ITS SURROUNDINGS AND GALLOPS OUT OF THE BAR, KNOCKING OVER A FEW TABLES.
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ZenedyZenedy is not online. ZenedyZenedy
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29 Dec 2016 07:26 AM
What did teh mute dog say to OP.
"SHUT UP YOUR JOKES AINT FUNNY"
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playerasmentos3 is not online. playerasmentos3
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29 Dec 2016 07:26 AM
omg im laughsing s0 hard xddddddd


Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest sight.
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:30 AM
WHY DID SALLY FALL OFF THE SWING?

THE SWING WAS BROKEN. SWINGS WERE ALWAYS BREAKING IN SALLY'S HOMETOWN BECAUSE AROUND THE TIME MOST OF THE SWINGS WERE BEING MANUFACTURED, THE GOOD UNION WELDERS WERE ON STRIKE DUE TO THE HARSH ########### CONDITIONS, AND THE LOCAL FACTORY OWNERS USED LESS-SKILLED WORKERS TO MAKE SUBSTANDED QUALITY SWINGS DURING THE STRIKE. SO, IN ESSENCE, SALLY'S INJURIES WERE REALLY THE RESULT OF ORGANIZED LABORERS WHO BUT THEIR OWN WELL-BEING ABOVE CHILDREN'S SAFETY. AND, OF COURSE, SALLY'S FAMILY HAD NO INSURANCE TO PAY FOR HER MOUNTING HOSPITAL BILLS, AND SUED THE SWING MAKERS FOR DAMAGES. THE CASE DRAGGED ON FOR WEEKS AND BOGGED DOWN THE COURTS FROM MORE CRIMINAL PRECEEDINGS. AND, TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, THEY LOST THE CASE BECAUSE THEIR AMBULANCE-CHASING LAWYER MISSED CRUCIAL DEADLINES AND COULDN'T PROPERLY DISPOSE A WITNESS. WHILE SALLY'S FAMILY WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THEY WOULD NOT OWE MONEY IN THE EVENT, THEY WERE SHOCKED WHEN THEY RECEIVED A FIVE-FIGURE BILL FOR EXPENSES AND COUR COSTS FROM THE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE TO SIMPLY ADD TO THE UNPAID MEDICAL BILLS.
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:34 AM
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SMILE?













































FACE MUSCLES.
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Baegulz is not online. Baegulz
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29 Dec 2016 07:34 AM
too much words, rephrasing needed
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ZenedyZenedy is not online. ZenedyZenedy
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29 Dec 2016 07:34 AM
Same
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Peteraks is not online. Peteraks
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29 Dec 2016 07:36 AM
I want to chainsaw your head in half right now
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babiaknoah2005 is not online. babiaknoah2005
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29 Dec 2016 07:37 AM
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Plungeit is not online. Plungeit
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29 Dec 2016 07:38 AM
poor GIs fighting in vietnam


Woops, wrong Neighbourhood https://www.roblox.com/Panda-item?id=322273273 https://www.roblox.com/LEGIT-IQ-METER-2016-item?id=397724585
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:39 AM
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?
DAVE.
DAVE WHO?

𝘋𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘊𝘌𝘌𝘋𝘚 𝘛𝘖 𝘉𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘒 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘌𝘈𝘙𝘚 𝘈𝘚 𝘏𝘐𝘚 𝘎𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘋𝘔𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙'𝘚 𝘈𝘓𝘡𝘏𝘌𝘐𝘔𝘌𝘙𝘚 𝘏𝘈𝘚 𝘗𝘙𝘖𝘎𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘚𝘌𝘋 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘗𝘖𝘐𝘕𝘛 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 𝘚𝘏𝘌 𝘊𝘈𝘕 𝘕𝘖 𝘓𝘖𝘕𝘎𝘌𝘙 𝘙𝘌𝘔𝘌𝘔𝘉𝘌𝘙 𝘏𝘐𝘔.
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armbands is not online. armbands
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29 Dec 2016 07:40 AM
CRACKING UP
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:41 AM
WHAT DID THE HOMELESS MAN GET FOR CHRISTMAS?






























































NOTHING.
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:43 AM
WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE?

















































































BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD.
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MisterSeaMonster is not online. MisterSeaMonster
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29 Dec 2016 07:44 AM
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION?
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