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| 27 Dec 2016 09:02 PM |
My name is jafar,
I live from Afar,
There's a bomb in your car'
ALLAH ACKBAR
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drakeen
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:02 PM |
| I used to be an adventureer like you.. Then TheLegend27 Shot an arrow at my knee. |
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i_nfo
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:03 PM |
Harambe. Pepe. [Content Deleted].
I know I'm being hypocritical. Its just a prank bro! |
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:06 PM |
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. |
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i_nfo
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:07 PM |
My name is juan. I am a mexican man. Now hop in my van. Before admins give me a ban.
I know I'm being hypocritical. Its just a prank bro! |
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:20 PM |
| I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door. |
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:25 PM |
| I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. ##### ## #### I say, ##### ## #### My dad overhears me and calls me a ###### I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek I called him a #### He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek He p##########m##b########It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek I can f####m##b####tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now" Shrek leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life |
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zrophx
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:27 PM |
All of the memes that you know are dead
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i_nfo
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:27 PM |
The admins gave me a ban. Shedletsky's da man. I am juan. Now hop in my van.
I know I'm being hypocritical. Its just a prank bro! |
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:29 PM |
Jesus Christ its Jason Bourne
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i_nfo
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:35 PM |
GET INTA DA CHAWPAH NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I know I'm being hypocritical. Its just a prank bro! |
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:43 PM |
I love me some good ice cold Choccy Milk
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| 27 Dec 2016 09:43 PM |
....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... Lol |
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