Zaphyrex
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| Joined: 21 Oct 2012 |
| Total Posts: 132 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 09:52 AM |
| On Christmas Eve 2008, I was in a shopping mall and some idiot attempted to ##### ## the place, he fired on shot and I was hit in the foot approximately 50 yards away. He was quickly restrained though. |
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Remoseg
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| Joined: 07 Aug 2012 |
| Total Posts: 21315 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 09:53 AM |
| I was shot in the back, head, stomach, hip, and arm |
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Zaphyrex
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| Joined: 21 Oct 2012 |
| Total Posts: 132 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 09:55 AM |
| @RemoSeg, why what happened? |
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| 26 Dec 2016 09:56 AM |
| lol cool i fell off the burj khalifa back in 2013 but survived lol my back hurt a little after that |
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sensinq
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| Joined: 15 Apr 2015 |
| Total Posts: 9607 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:18 AM |
| cool im near burj khalifa do i just want to jump off lolo |
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Selfism
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| Joined: 07 Jan 2016 |
| Total Posts: 1267 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:21 AM |
i burst into flames after drinking petrol cause it was in a 7up bottle and smoking after that luckily the fire fighters extinguished the fire |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:25 AM |
i was dragged down to the pits of hell
𝓐𝓟𝓟ℒ𝓨 𝓒𝓞ℒ𝓓 𝓦𝓐𝓣𝓔ℛ 𝓣𝓞 𝓣ℋ𝓔 ℬ𝓤ℛ𝓝𝓔𝓓 𝓐ℛ𝓔𝓐™ |
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Polymind
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| Joined: 26 Dec 2012 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:29 AM |
I streaked through a black neighborhood in chicago with a flaming cross strapped to my back and shouting racial slurs and I only got shot 8 times
:^) |
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Zaphyrex
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| Joined: 21 Oct 2012 |
| Total Posts: 132 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:51 AM |
@Polymind They should've killed you. |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:54 AM |
I got the rank of Sergeant in the Military and told everyone to-
Y'know what, It's better you don't know ;3 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:55 AM |
I was beheaded, but it only hurt for a little bit.
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plmkoo
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| Joined: 05 May 2013 |
| Total Posts: 16998 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:56 AM |
There was a pain in my neck, when I went to check what it was there was an axe.
It aches every now and then |
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Alt_01
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| Joined: 21 Apr 2016 |
| Total Posts: 9990 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:57 AM |
I hijacked a rainbow and crashed into a pot of gold.
Im an Alt... My cover has been blown... |
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appie8
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| Joined: 09 Jul 2016 |
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Orderism
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| Joined: 20 May 2016 |
| Total Posts: 785 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 10:59 AM |
| I was like 3 and my uncle exposed me to like Mission Impossible or something, i cant remember. Long story short, I was in the hospital getting treatment for my broken arms after jumping out of his car when it was going 40 mph. |
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| 26 Dec 2016 11:00 AM |
| i almost died of a broken heart ): |
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bkaw
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| Joined: 16 Feb 2013 |
| Total Posts: 4133 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 11:01 AM |
| i got assassinated but magically survived it |
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M3RKP0W3R
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| Joined: 17 Oct 2014 |
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Ar_dy
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| Joined: 08 Dec 2016 |
| Total Posts: 4259 |
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| 26 Dec 2016 11:18 AM |
I committed sepekku in real life but my stomach hurts a little afterwards lol
Ardy - SHSL BOY (Eto999/Whobeendrawing/Biggest_memes) 6k+ |
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