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| 23 Dec 2016 06:28 PM |
heres some helpful advice
heat the hair iron to 350 degrees
wait until the meat is at 243 degrees
then, you will want to continuously jump on the turkey
wait until it starts smoking
happy thanksgiving
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:28 PM |
step 1. plug the hair iron in the turkey
step 2. put the turkey with the hair iron in oven to -7 degrees
step 3. wait
step 4. take out 5 hours later
step 5. put sauce on it
step 6. throw it away thats not edible
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:29 PM |
| the fire alarm just ###### ## what do i do now |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:30 PM |
those hashed words are turned
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:30 PM |
if the firealarm goes off it's done
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:30 PM |
| @crazy what to do if step 6 isnt possible because you already ate it |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:31 PM |
| You gotta style that turkey with the wickedest beehive hairdo first |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:31 PM |
using a clothing iron makes the turkey vegan
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:31 PM |
| HELP THE FIREMAN ARE TRYING TO TAKE IT WHAT DO I DO |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:31 PM |
run away from death and salmonella
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:32 PM |
fight them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:32 PM |
their trying to drag me out of the building but i kicked one in the face
THIS TURKEY MUST BE DOOOOONNNNEEEE |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:34 PM |
i bribed the fire man by giving them beehive hairstyles
they said they liked my turkeys style |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:35 PM |
i attempted to stuff my turkey with more meat but i spat it out
ITS VEGAN |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:35 PM |
e a t t h e f i r e m e n
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:35 PM |
thats it. we must start a revolution
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:36 PM |
chuck the hair iron get the turkey flatten it out to a square dance on the turkey it will then become a roast turkey the end
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:36 PM |
if tis vegan start over, but dont smell the turkey with your ear again!
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:37 PM |
THE FIRE MAN TRY TO ESCAPE BUT I QUICKLY EAT THEM WITH THEIR AMAZING HAIR
is there going to be vore about me now |
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| 23 Dec 2016 06:39 PM |
wait im doing this wrong
YOUR SUCH A TURKEY YOU COULD GOBBLE UP THE SUN
roasting it didnt work |
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