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Re: Why does my mommy have to be such an IDIOT?

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NumerousDiamond is not online. NumerousDiamond
Joined: 28 Jul 2012
Total Posts: 55
22 Dec 2016 06:36 PM
(Don't make fun of me for calling her mommy. Mr Krabs does it, and he's a grown crab. If you came to this thread to make fun of me for that then BACK OFF before you even start.)
So. It was 4 PM earlier and I had just woken up after an intense night of playing League of Legends. Then I felt a hungy in my tummy. I screamed at the top of my lungs for my mommy to make me some chicken tenders and change my poopoo nappy. To my disgust, nothing happened. I had to screech for over TEN. MINUTES. before ANYONE reacted. It was my new daddy, and he was only wearing his pants. He told me to get a job and move out before the end of the week because he was fed up with me.

Of course, I couldn't just let that stand. He was trying to undermine my authority in this household. Even though it hurt me to move because of my painful hunger, I managed to push out another turd nugget into my now overflowing nappy. Usually he backs off whenever I do this, but he must have been feeling particularly arrogant this time, because he started coming closer instead. I clutched a fistful of poopoo and flung it at him. I ran to hide under my bed while he was distracted. I managed to take my poopoo nappy with me as well. He attempted to reach under my bed, but I hissed at him and threw some more poo nuggets.

My mommy finally arrived after what seemed like an hour. She FINALLY brought me a plate... of the finest tendies only mommy could ever make... and a glass of freaking PEPSI. NOT MOUNTAIN DEW? THIS FREAKING IDIOTIC SOW HAS BEEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MY NEW DADDY FOR *FAR* TOO LONG. I screeched at her from under my bed, and flung some crap in her general direction. She hasn't returned since, I've been internet browsing and napping under my bed since then and all I've heard from the other rooms is daddy yelling and mommy crying. Serves her right.
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GodPleaseNo is not online. GodPleaseNo
Joined: 16 Jul 2012
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22 Dec 2016 06:37 PM
get out


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An_Architect is online. An_Architect
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22 Dec 2016 06:39 PM
Are you trying to make a 2nd mcjuggernuggets, cause the first one is already pretty bad.


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Tyjid is online. Tyjid
Joined: 01 Nov 2011
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22 Dec 2016 06:40 PM
Get the shotgun

/Because screw the filter/ A penny saved is a penny earned, but the government will take it anyways
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gryphunk2 is online. gryphunk2
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22 Dec 2016 06:41 PM
lmao


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