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| 04 Dec 2016 08:50 PM |
**READ EVERYTHING - THIS IS NOT A TROLL POST, I AM 100% SERIOUS** Hello C&Gers. I'm sure you have all been puzzled looking at ColourTheory's leave of ROBLOX. For example, I'm sure many of you have seen what he looks like in real life. He is a rather ugly fella. So what would an individual like his self do in real life that fcould possibly live up to his reputation and non-ugliness here on ROBLOX? I pondered over this same question. The conclusion I came to is that he did NOT quit - rather, he took form of another account. Whose account is this? Polymorphic. Yes, I'm sure you have many questions spiraling in your heads. And I don't blame you - you're thinking, how on earth could POLYMORPHIC be COLOURTHEORY? The answer to this is simple. ColourTheory initially did try to leave ROBLOX when he handed the group down to cj10127. Everything was fine - except, everything was not fine. He was consistently bullied at school, he made it no where in life with his fat self that he ended his weightlifting attempt and sat right back down on to his computer chair like the fat individual he was. Getting back on track. After returning, he created the NFU in hopes of reclaiming RAT and through guilt-tripping cj, he would get RAT back. Fast forwarding a few months, ColourTheory finally reclaimed RAT. However, he could not tell all of his fans on ROBLOX that he would return to ROBLOX - that would in turn say that he does not have a life. In an effort to keep his pride and hide from his insecurities, he created a new account - Polymorphic. ColourTheory worked with meto02 to stage the perfect return to ROBLOX without anyone EVER suspecting it was him - so, he brought himself on as an Admiral and ran through a series of hefty shenanigans in order to legitimatize himself. For example, see: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=143318699 And many more. Now look - where did all of ColourTheory's limiteds go? Did he sell them? That is what he has made many of you believe. The simple point of fact is that he traded them off and in return possesses the Sparkle Time Fedora and many other expensive limited items. Think about it - he dresses in the same style but messes around with the colors to give off a ##### impression just to legitimatize himself even more. In addition, you will note that his voice has a simple tone frequency modification that serves to even further legitimatize himself. Finally, you will note his personality is the same blank, negative, nihilistic personality that he has always had with a hint of his own, unique sense of humour. There is no doubt to it. ColourTheory is Polymorphic, and I have cracked the code. |
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:50 PM |
It all makes sense now....
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CrixianX
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:51 PM |
| READ everything. It's LEGIT, I'm not messing around smh. |
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Iaghits
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:52 PM |
poly and colour spoke in the same teamspeak to eachother ._.
killer9094 add 10k |
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:52 PM |
| Bumping this because EVERYONE must see this. |
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:53 PM |
@Killer
And how hard would that be to stage? Are you kidding me? |
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:55 PM |
| Anyone who does not agree, I invite you to challenge me. Investigate - I've opened up thought to something Jake did not want ANYONE to ever think about. |
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| 04 Dec 2016 08:56 PM |
| ########################################### |
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Veorux
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| 04 Dec 2016 09:01 PM |
| half the rat hicom back in the day used to act like ct |
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| 04 Dec 2016 09:01 PM |
None of them pulled it off.
This is not back in the day - this is now. |
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| 04 Dec 2016 09:01 PM |
no it's real easy you just pre-record yourself (or someone else) saying stuff and have someone else soundboard it in the chat while changing the name
i've faked odissius so many times in the fallen lmao
harbynger@roblox:~$ sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root && echo "Get slam jammed, kid!" |
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| 04 Dec 2016 09:02 PM |
| d00d this is an actually pretty legit theory |
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| 04 Dec 2016 09:04 PM |
I know it is.
I wrote this in a few minutes just to provoke some thought in people - I wanted to get the concept out ASAP w/o lingering too much on evidence and points because you guys will gather that. |
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