hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:01 PM |
Gotta New couch, come sit down.
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hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:04 PM |
We just sit here and wait for someone else.
*Grabs sundae from table* |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:05 PM |
| As i walk towards the couch, i accidentally trip over the table and smash it. |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:07 PM |
| COME ON, MAN, I LIKED THAT TABLE! |
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hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:07 PM |
Eh.
He helps happy up.
At least the couch is okay. |
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LNG257
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:09 PM |
| A molotov cocktail crashes through the window and lands on the couch, setting fire to it and the occupants. |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:09 PM |
| I get up with the help of Hot, covered in sundae. "Thanks." |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:10 PM |
| I explode off the couch, covered in flame. "AHHH!" |
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hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:19 PM |
AHH! PUT IT OUT, WHEN DID WE HAVE A WINDOW!?
He takes what is left of the sundae, and starts throwing it on the couch. |
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JaysArt
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| Joined: 08 Aug 2015 |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:21 PM |
I'd knock on the door.
I draw stuff. |
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hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:23 PM |
QUICKLY, YOU PICASSO
START DRAWING US A NEw couch WITH NO WINDOWS PLS |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:26 PM |
| I sit there screaming when a flaming piece of wood konks me in the head. |
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JaysArt
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:26 PM |
I'd take a marker, then drawing a luxurious couch. It would also have a build in soda machine.
I draw stuff. |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:27 PM |
*magically appears*
*draws a couch with the eyes of sauron emitting from it, clearly only sauron can sit there*
don't let your dreams be dreams |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:30 PM |
The drawing finishes, and a new couch and vending machine appear.
I lie, knocked out, on the floor. |
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LNG257
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:33 PM |
| A tactical missile traveling at supersonic speeds crashes into the house and and delivers a payload of napalm, instantly incinerating the couch and most of the people. |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:35 PM |
| I get up, harmed but alive. I exit the area. |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:36 PM |
| "Hi, sucessful. Come in," i say, making way for him. |
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hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:40 PM |
The couch was still intact.
Yeah, c'mon in. The more the merrier!
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:43 PM |
| I join LNG and issue a nuke launch sequence. The ICBM starts rocketing towards the house with the couch in it. |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:45 PM |
| "I'm not here to relax, I was told you ordered pizza." |
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:46 PM |
| The sirens go off, alerting the occupants. |
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hotw223
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| 11 Nov 2015 12:46 PM |
"TATICAL NUKE INBOUND!" The couch screams, as it hurls it self to the Bathroom bunker |
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