Slayyyya
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:23 PM |
probably not because you're all sissies, but i just got out from 7 years of hard time.... i was known as the boss of the prison yard, the top dog.... nobody messed with me and i gave out all the orders.... all the inmates were scared of me, even the big ones....
share your story.... if you wimps even got one.... |
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Flwq
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:24 PM |
| They were scared of a spaghetti noodle |
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:25 PM |
| who is the idiot that would get himself in prison anyway. |
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Oshmoo
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:25 PM |
You think you're the top dog, huh? You think you're the big dog? You think you're the top dog? You think you've got the best dogs? You think you can pierce my veil? Do you think you can just walk up here, walking down the street, proclaiming yourself the top dog? Do you think you're the top dog? Do you think your bark is the loudest? Let me show you my big dogs, let me show you what I've got in my wallet. Let me show you something special, I want you to know how special you are to me. I want you to know that you're not the big dog, but I'm the big dog. The big dominant dog, the top dog, the leader of the pack, the wolfpack, alpha. I want to show you my big dogs. Right here, this big dog, this is my silver chihuahua, one of the uncommon big dogs. You think you've got what it takes to defeat my silver chihuahua? Well let me throw this at you... A platinum retriever, that's right, it's higher than a golden retriever. This dog, this dog right here, is more powerful than you could possibly imagine. It's got 14,000 attack points, it's the biggest dog around. You think you're the top dog now, huh?
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Slayyyya
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:25 PM |
"I played Prison Life."
maybe if you spent less time on the computer and more time in the streets you'd be a bad boy like me.... |
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Slayyyya
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:25 PM |
"They were scared of a spaghetti noodle"
stop projecting, gollum.... |
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:26 PM |
"probably not because you're all sissies, but i just got out from 7 years of hard time.... i was known as the boss of the prison yard, the top dog.... nobody messed with me and i gave out all the orders.... all the inmates were scared of me, even the big ones...." I would personally fist fight you you scrawny 10 year old
Age-appropriate fun for the whole family siggy™ |
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agrewal10
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:26 PM |
Imagine all these dorks in prison... lol!
it woud look something like this :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s
Emos are idiots
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:27 PM |
| I'm not getting into that. |
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Soft_Cell
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:28 PM |
| slaya went to prison for touching children |
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agrewal10
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:28 PM |
"I would personally fist fight you you scrawny 10 year old" look at your primary, you probably got noodle arms lmfao
Emos are idiots
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:28 PM |
| I am the god of the universe, son. When I was in prison, I ran the whole prison. |
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vinferfer
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:28 PM |
| I played Hard Time, close enough. |
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Slayyyya
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:28 PM |
"I would personally fist fight you you scrawny 10 year old"
oh look, a s1xty wannabe.... i bet you're a skeleton just like him, lmao....
none of you dorks can touch me.... i'd hand out L's to all of you.... |
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:29 PM |
"look at your primary, you probably got noodle arms lmfao" Nah, average strength, but I know about every pressure point, nerve cluster, and artery on the human body
Age-appropriate fun for the whole family siggy™ |
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liass64
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KidPooI
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agrewal10
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:30 PM |
"Nah, average strength, but I know about every pressure point, nerve cluster, and artery on the human body" that means nothing... you wouldn't last 10 seconds out in the streets white boy
Emos are idiots
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Slayyyya
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:30 PM |
"Nah, average strength, but I know about every pressure point, nerve cluster, and artery on the human body"
this is what every edgy weak kid says.... "i know all the pressure points!!!" this claim is ONLY ever made by skinny middle schoolers.... |
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:30 PM |
| @slaya in a 1vs1 against me? Son, I would wipe da floor with u |
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1Pure1
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:31 PM |
| Would you kill someone for poking your pal hair? |
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vanson530
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:31 PM |
were you the top dog in the kindergarten juvie because your intelligence is so low it would be immoral to put you in the bigger age group
the magic and the mystery |
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:31 PM |
| I have not been to jail... |
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agrewal10
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| 01 Dec 2016 02:32 PM |
"were you the top dog in the kindergarten juvie because your intelligence is so low it would be immoral to put you in the bigger age group" there is no such thing as a kndergarten juvie
you're trying too hard mongrel
Emos are idiots
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