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| 11 Nov 2016 06:15 PM |
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joe barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking our glass table with his face. That totally ruined the mood. I didn't actually know Joe very well, I didn't even know where he was from, but I still put my plans on a hold to help him through his injuries.
Joe had gotten a big shard of glass impaled into his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He had been walking around with one of those cotton pads on the eye for months. Then, he suddenly disappeared, along with my girlfriend.
Apparently they had bonded during the time following his injury, and even had ### together, leaving me alone without even saying goodbye. I tried to track them down, but I never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? |
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| 11 Nov 2016 06:15 PM |
| Yeah, but first you need a life. |
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Uias
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Vnicorn
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| 11 Nov 2016 06:17 PM |
tooooo lazy to read
The meaning of life is the existence of an individual human being or animal. |
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| 11 Nov 2016 06:17 PM |
... you what m8
| Ninjas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whqHqgEZmao |
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kreeith
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| 11 Nov 2016 06:18 PM |
sorry, I'm hemp-cloth eye george
i have fetus ok |
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RBLXMatt
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| 11 Nov 2016 06:21 PM |
i knew it was fake when u said u were gonna propose
hi im gamedude |
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haIIid
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