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Re: So Many Crazy People (Z0rr0w)

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LeBlaster200 is not online. LeBlaster200
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23 Jan 2016 01:33 PM
First days, must be odd for you, mustn't it? Having been on welfare for so long already, finally getting a job. You could've just continued your education and have become an English teacher, but no, you want a luxurious full of money and women, don't you?

Daniel Daneeka, holder of two doctorate degrees in two, what seem like, random topics, been on welfare for over a year, so what is wrong with you? What is wrong with your head that would make you go and become a surgeon? You have no complete experience at all. So just what is wrong with you? Anyway, you walk into the hospital, blood on the walls, screaming all around.

Doctor Batshat, as you can recall, comes up to you. "Welcome! You must be the new recruit! You seem so young... Heheh..."

(You start off by doing one operation, then you have some time to yourself and such to meet your co-workers and all. After that, you do another operation, and after that, you can do your normal life stuff, and so on.)
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23 Jan 2016 01:37 PM
Maybe I should've brought my noise-cancelling headphones here with me. This dastardly place is far too loud. I think my ear drums are quite upset at the screaming, which is fairly strange since I enjoy listening to screaming in my free time. Of course, that variety of screaming is in a far different context than what I'm used to.

I turn my attention to Doctor Batshat, and find myself slightly unsettled by his chuckle after noting my youth. Perhaps he's a horrid, wanton, licentious child-lover. For a brief moment, I see my reflection in his eyes. Okay, maybe I shouldn't judge him. I don't have a doctorate in being a hypocrite.

In any case, I nod to Batshat, affirming his theory that I am the new recruit, on account that I am the new recruit.
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23 Jan 2016 01:44 PM
"Alright then, you should probably follow me for an initiation test." He says as he walks off toward the operation room.

All of sudden you hear screams, a man with all of his limbs bent in such way that he looks like a painting by both the Egyptians and Picasso rushes past you on a gurney. "You! You! You pushed me! Why! All I did was sniff your wife! Why! You!"
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23 Jan 2016 01:47 PM
What a brave man, to risk life and limb for a little sniff. I, too, am fond of sniffing girls. I don't like when they smell like perfume, though. Truly, I prefer the natural scent of a girl. That young, innocent, girlish scent never ceases to enthrall me. I let out a whistle of respect to the man on the gurney.

Shortly after, I turn and follow Batshat to the operation room.
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23 Jan 2016 01:53 PM
(I am growing increasingly scared.)

You walk into the room to see Batshat peeping in one of the changing stations of the operation room. Once he finally noticed you, he popped out and straightened up his attire.

"So, for your initiation, you must prove yourself and help one of the patients." Gesturing toward the man who came in earlier,

Health of man: 100

Tools available:
-Baseball Bat
-Duct Tape
-Lead Pipes
-Wooden Stakes
-Rope
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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23 Jan 2016 02:00 PM
(It's ok.)

Oh, it's him again. I like the man quite a bit. I'm determined to help him so he may return to sniffing women. I must prove to Batshat my resolve. I must prove to him that, truly, I am determined to help this man. I turn to him and deliver my riveting monologue of my determination, my valor, and my skill in saving those that must be saved.

"Ok."

After having said that, I walk over to the patient and examine my tools. Thankfully, my Gender Studies degree has prepared me for this exact situation. I take the rope and tie the man down, then duct tape his mouth shut. Briefly, I flashback to my Gender Studies class.

---

"Okay, now when a cis white male is on the table, tie him down, duct tape his mouth, and attack him," the whale of a professor had told the class. Soon after, I had my first experience with BDSM.

---

With the man tied down to the table and his mouth taped shut, I pick up the baseball bat and begin attacking his limbs in an attempt to break them back into place.
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LeBlaster200 is not online. LeBlaster200
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23 Jan 2016 02:08 PM
(That's a nice professor.)

Action failed, the bat was not enough to hit 'em back into place, you need a stronger weapon of mass destruction to do so. The bat broke the man's bones a bit more.

Health: 65

Tools available:
-Baseball Bat
-Duct Tape
-Lead Pipes
-Wooden Stakes
-Rope
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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23 Jan 2016 02:13 PM
My time in college has not prepared me for a man with such resistance to baseball bats. Perhaps I need to augment the weapon into something more destructive, and more powerful. I know just how to do it, too.

I duct tape the lead pipes and wooden takes to the baseball bat. Once the parts are together nicely, I attack the man's limbs once more.
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23 Jan 2016 02:15 PM
Success, but a little bit too much of a success. The contraption was so strong, it caused the mans limbs to be bent on the opposite end. Too strong.

Health: 50

Health of man: 100

Tools available:
-Baseball Bat
-Duct Tape
-Lead Pipes
-Wooden Stakes
-Rope
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23 Jan 2016 02:16 PM
(Whoops, don't mind the "Health of man: 100" would ya?)
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23 Jan 2016 02:17 PM
(I'm confused, am I losing health too?)

Clearly, I must tone down my attempt. This is good to know. I remove one wooden stake and one lead pipe from my baseball bat, then attack the man once more.
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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23 Jan 2016 02:17 PM
(oh, ok)
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LeBlaster200 is not online. LeBlaster200
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23 Jan 2016 02:19 PM
(No, it was a mistake.)

Success, this time for real, the limbs are now straightened out and such. The man is in so much pain right now, he could use some sort of cast or splints of some sort.

Health: 40

Tools available:
-Baseball Bat
-Duct Tape
-Lead Pipes
-Wooden Stakes
-Rope
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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23 Jan 2016 02:21 PM
It's too bad there aren't actual casts or splints here. That's okay. I set my weapon of mass destruction down and wrap up the man's limbs in duct tape.
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23 Jan 2016 02:27 PM
SUCCESS

OPERATION COMPLETE

MEDICAL EXPERIENCE +4/50

------------------------------------------

Batshat walks up toward you, "Great job, I'll see you later... Heh... Anyway, why don't you take a look around? I'll be right here if you need me. You know, if you need me..."
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23 Jan 2016 02:31 PM
I don't think I need this person. I'm glad this patient is here. I don't want to be alone in a room with rope and sharp objects with Batshat. I indiscriminately sidle out of the room without a word to escape the creepy aura of Dr. Batshat.

When I've narrowly escaped his clutches, I look down at my stomach. I think I may be running low on fuel. Having discovered this, I decide to walk around the hospital in search of the cafeteria.
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23 Jan 2016 02:38 PM
Once you arrive in the cafeteria, you see a few people just here and there, eating. All of them were all eating the same thing, some strange grey slop. You could see that for some reason, all of the slop was moving slowly and nudging around...

You take a quick look around when you see what seems like a young girl standing off in the corner of the cafeteria. But then all of a sudden, someone pops right in front of you.

"Hi! I haven't seen you around here before! Are you new? My name is Doctor Anura!"
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23 Jan 2016 02:44 PM
Grey slop? That sounds terrible. Maybe I should go out to eat instead. I'm scared the grey slop might be actual people. But going out to eat could be a little lonely. I look off in the corner at the young girl. I can't see her very well, but I'm sure she's cute! I could ask her to eat out with me.

I'm snapped out of my thoughts by the person that pops up in front of me. I briefly think about attacking this person for obstructing my view. I then recall that I don't have my weapon of mass destruction with me. Oh.

"Yes, I'm new," I say, before attempting to nudge Dr. Anura out of my way, "Please step aside, I want to go ask the girl in the corner out."
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23 Jan 2016 02:48 PM
Doctor Anura looks at you while she pouts, "You're boring," and stomps off away. After she went a decent distance away, she turned back to up you and blew a raspberry,

You walk toward the girl and she looks at you, "What do you want?"
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23 Jan 2016 02:51 PM
Hmph. I didn't want to appear interesting to Doctor Anura anyway. She's not my type. That's probably because she works in a place like this. Having approached the girl in the corner, I take a look at her to try to get a rough estimation of her age.

"Oh, I was wondering if you'd like to go out and eat with me. The food here scares me, but I think I'd feel lonely if I went out by myself."
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LeBlaster200 is not online. LeBlaster200
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23 Jan 2016 02:59 PM
(I don't have any experience with tsundere people, I guess, so mind my mistakes.)

"Nothing's wrong with the food, you wimp." She says to you as she starts to walk away. "So get out of my face." Once she got to a decent distance, she turned and said, "Wimp!"
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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23 Jan 2016 03:03 PM
(Oh, that's okay. I'd appreciate a description of her if she becomes a more major character, though.)

"But it's sloppy. And it's grey," I say, frowning. Last time I tried to pursue a young girl, I almost got arrested.
"Well, if you're sure you want to eat here, that's your choice," I tell the girl, as I start to walk off.
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LeBlaster200 is not online. LeBlaster200
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23 Jan 2016 03:24 PM
(I'll work on it.)

As you walk off, Doctor Anura pops up again and blows another raspberry at you, "Hey boring guy! We got a new patient that needs the stuff, quick, and Batshat wants you, specifically to work on it, so go!"

You get rushed toward the operating room. The patient was yelling out unintelligible words, "WAESCHIT MUY POUARN IS STUYILL IN MUY CAUHR!!"

He had a whole bunch hatchets stuck in his body everywhere. But for some reason, all of the hatchets were missing their handles.

Health: 100

Tools available:
-Rope
-Printer Paper
-Bottle of Scotch
-Tape
-Pot (Drug)
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Z0rr0w is not online. Z0rr0w
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23 Jan 2016 03:29 PM
"But I'm hungry," I complain as I'm pushed into the operating room. I can always go get food after this. Alone. I let out a sigh and look at the tools at my disposal. As is standard procedure, I use the rope to tie the man down, then examine his wounds.

...

Yup, those are wounds alright. I place a piece of printer paper over the man's face so he isn't forced to look at what I'm about to do. I then pick up the bottle of scotch and pour out the drink on the hatchets to help loosen them. Having done that, I break the bottle open and use the remaining jagged part of it to try to dig the hatchets out.
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LeBlaster200 is not online. LeBlaster200
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23 Jan 2016 03:39 PM
Part one, success. The alcohol loosened up the hatchets a bit, but it cause extreme pain. Part two, failed. The jagged parts of the bottle only caused more injuries toward the man. The man is now bleeding a lot,

Health: 70

Tools available:
-Rope
-Printer Paper
-Bottle of Scotch
-Tape
-Pot (Drug)
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