Exuviate
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:03 PM |
Hello users of 4chan. There is no other way to put this: I am an extraterrestrial.
My people are from a planet approximately 59 light-years away from your planet, Earth. My planet is currently engulfed in a devastating civil-war. My people are in desperate need of relocation, and your planet has been determined to be a prime candidate for our relocation.
Thousands of other representatives have been sent to secretly visit other planets that we could relocate to and communicate with a small percentage of the population. I have been assigned to Earth.
In order to complete my mission, I need to ascertain information about Earth. If one of you would provide me with a brief history of your planet, it would be greatly appreciated.
In return, I will answer all questions (except those that would jeopardize my mission) to the best of my ability.
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AecRain
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:04 PM |
| Hey man, welcome to Earth. When you arrive just come find me and i will show you planet earth. And never heard of google you alien? use that #### and get to know us, once you know a thing or two about us, come get blazed with me and i will show you the world my green man. until then stay awesome, for i will reunite the human race with the alien race. |
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AecKhann
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:04 PM |
| Hey man, welcome to Earth. When you arrive just come find me and i will show you planet earth. And never heard of google you alien? use that #### and get to know us, once you know a thing or two about us, come get blazed with me and i will show you the world my green man. until then stay awesome, for i will reunite the human race with the alien race. |
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AecKhann
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:06 PM |
| ################################################ |
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AecRain
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:07 PM |
| show a photo of your self prove it |
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AecKhann
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Exuviate
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:07 PM |
| then i will tell some history as long you answer my questions |
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AecRain
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Kiroll
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| 25 Oct 2016 02:09 PM |
| Hey man, welcome to Earth. When you arrive just come find me and i will show you planet earth. And never heard of google you alien? use that #### and get to know us, once you know a thing or two about us, come get blazed with me and i will show you the world my green man. until then stay awesome, for i will reunite the human race with the alien race. |
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