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| 24 Oct 2016 09:10 PM |
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story: i ascended to the throne in 841 when i was 23
i've now been ruling for 45 years, and still going strong at 68 years old
i've been diagnosed and cured of pneumonia, consumption, small fever, and gout
how did i make it out of that alive in the 9th century? well i hired a court physician, he was good and he worked... but he betrayed me
you see he told me the only way he could save me was to perform surgery, so i allowed him.. little did i know he would betray me. the man cut out my eye and i was forced to wear an eyepatch for the rest of my life (don't worry, he was executed afterwards)
so i was wearing an eyepatch right, well i contracted another disease, hired another physician, he cured me of it
and then i got something else, he was giving me treatments, turns out i needed surgery AGAIN, i was wary but i trusted him and allowed him
the surgery was a success but i ended up... "disfigured"
i was ashamed of my look so i took to wearing a metal mask for the rest of my life... now as a near-70 year old leader of the holy world i'm going strong, leading attacks against the saracens in defense of the holy peoples
LONG LIVE CONSTANTINE! LONG LIVE ROME! DEUS VULT!
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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| 24 Oct 2016 09:19 PM |
BEEP BOOP
I AM A ROBOT
I AM HERE TO FIGHT THE CALIP- erm... DESTROY THE WORLD
BEEP BOOP |
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| 24 Oct 2016 09:20 PM |
reduce the dates by 100 years, apologies folks
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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| 24 Oct 2016 09:31 PM |
| update: he died a year after posting this at ## he lived a good life, even though i did have to go down to limited crown authority because i couldn't get a big enough army to fight the revolt ## #### ##### ##### ######## |
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| 24 Oct 2016 10:08 PM |
| WTF, MEANWHILE MY GERMAN KING CANT EVEN SURVIVE ONE ASSASINATION ATTEMPT WTF |
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| 24 Oct 2016 10:22 PM |
| what is this ck2 it seems like a fun game |
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| 24 Oct 2016 10:22 PM |
| ###################################################################### |
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| 24 Oct 2016 10:23 PM |
𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗌𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 kings 2, fantastic game
highly recommend
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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| 24 Oct 2016 11:43 PM |
| I created a Jewish Empire and effectively took over the whole middle east. |
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| 25 Oct 2016 01:35 AM |
| why does ur character resemble Hannibal Lecter |
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| 25 Oct 2016 01:42 AM |
@ Official
Probably the closest you'll get to a @RapeAndMurder Simulator. |
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