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Legalizes is not online. Legalizes
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17 Oct 2016 02:16 AM

[Verse 1: Gordon Ramsay]
And that's how you make a perfect risotto
Right, Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-ups’ tableI've got exactly two minutes and you should be gratefulCause I'm in the fu######e##d###ith all these shows to pitch

I keep my ovens pr#########nd my pilots green-lit

I'm a seasoned skillet, you're a PAM-sprayed pan
I've got Michelin stars, you're like the Michelin Man
I'm rolling in dough, like Beef Wellington from holleringAnd I'm sh########n you like I'm wack flows intolerant
[Verse 2: Julia Child]
Oh, isn't that a wonderful thing?

A grumpy little chef who thinks he can bring
Enough stuff to justify getting rough
With the butter-loving queen of the bourguignon boeufI rock hard as concrete on top of these bomb beats
Been chopping the po######r######ince yo###u######n your mo#####e##s##
I served America dutifully, and I sliced lard beautifully
I reigned supreme from shark repellent to charcuterieGo on and cross your arms in that b-boy stance
And when it comes to haute cuisine, there's one F-#######rance
Here's a nice am#############ake a poor abused youth
Set a thirty-year timer, voila! Huge do#######You're a namby-pamby ca###########a######o######a###########ouldn't rap your way out of a pastry bag, understand me?

I laugh and create, you berate and destroy
But fear, my dear boy, is less scrumptious than joy

[Verse 3: Gordon Ramsay]
I'm glad that you got that off your giant, flabby chest
I'd call you a Donkey but you look more like ShrekWhen the Iron Man chef busts a rhyme
I'll open up on you like a fine re###i######### culinary in##########ou're no creator

Regurgitating French plates like a glorified translator
I'm fresh, you're past your expiration dateAlright, f # #t, blue team, drop the bo#############yes, chef!)
I’ve seen your little show and it sure ain't pretty

One part Big Bird, two parts Miss Piggy
You can't test me with your fatty recipes
Call your book "Mastering the Art of Heart Disease"I mean, it####u########yes, chef!) look at page 408
Tell me, who the f #k##yes, chef!) wants to learn to cook calf brains?
You call these rhymes raw? (no, chef!) They're stale and softNow, here, take this jacket…
Now give it back and f c# o#################: Julia Child]
Oh please, your defeat's guaranteed

Concede, I've got this in the bag, sous-vide (ha!)
Michelin indeed, you've done well for yourself
But as a person, you couldn't get a star on Yelp
I could freeze a steak with those frosted tips
What's with that bitter taste in every word from your lips?
You scream at women, but the fits that you're pitchingMake you the pi########i#####n the kitchen
I'll pat you on the head, melt you, and stick it to yaAnything's good with enough butter, boo-yah!
Oh, I'm so glad you spent this time with me
Now eat a # ### bon #########it
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17 Oct 2016 02:17 AM
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17 Oct 2016 02:18 AM
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17 Oct 2016 02:19 AM
what's a legoseed
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17 Oct 2016 02:21 AM
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hey itachi here
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17 Oct 2016 02:25 AM
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17 Oct 2016 03:15 AM
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17 Oct 2016 04:14 AM
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