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| 15 Oct 2016 07:49 AM |
I am on my phone and I was walking down the street and then a clown jumped outta nowhere and cut my arm with a knife. I ran and I'm hiding behind a dumpster right now please help |
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rapunzeal
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:50 AM |
if this isn't bait
First of all, How much power you got on your phone?
Second of all, Got any weapons,pipes,or at least a stick with you?
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Alt_01
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:51 AM |
| Bye you have clown aids now :( |
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:51 AM |
while you're in danger i'm happy about my 500th post
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:52 AM |
| I don't have much power left and all I have is a stick and a trash can lid. |
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vinferfer
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:53 AM |
| Set up some traps to catch the clown. When you catch him, pull off the mask and act all surprised when you find out who it is. |
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:53 AM |
try to sharpen the stick and put something over your arm then if you have enough battery call 911 for an ambulance |
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Ereleon
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:53 AM |
run home
also i didnt know that the clowns were actually doing harm, i thought they were just scaring people |
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rapunzeal
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:54 AM |
This'll sound pretty ridiculous but use the trash lid as a shield and use the stick as a sword
Then when you see the clown throw the lid at him and then beat him on the ground with the stick and get his knife, stab him, run back home/drive back home
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:55 AM |
My phone is a cheap disposable one so I cant call 911 I have 3 battery left |
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rapunzeal
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:56 AM |
Just do what i did quickly, Also quickly respond, How close are you from home? If so just run for it
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:56 AM |
huh ok if theres something sharp around you grab it and charge for the freaking clown and show it who's boss or just hide there and bleed to death
your choice |
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:57 AM |
| Ok thanks I'll also use my taekwondo |
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Alt_01
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| 15 Oct 2016 07:57 AM |
And you're telling me there's no one around?
How 2 troll |
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| 15 Oct 2016 08:16 AM |
Turns out it was a woman so when I tried to kick her in the sack it didn't work But I squished her eyeballs I think I'm safe now |
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| 15 Oct 2016 08:26 AM |
| grab a sharp long object and run home |
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| 15 Oct 2016 08:28 AM |
it sounds like bait
whatever it is be safe regardless
"honestly, truly" -joanne the scammer 2k16 |
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| 15 Oct 2016 08:30 AM |
this is the reason i bring a baseball bat when i go check the mail
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