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Re: A Poem For Pokemon GO

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theninja94 is not online. theninja94
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Total Posts: 14685
13 Oct 2016 12:43 PM
A letter to Niantic
As a Pokemon fan, these problems are gigantic
Why is leveling up your Pokemon replaced with candy?
Catching the same one over and over isn't really fun
I want to train just one, but you erased levels, that doesn't come in handy!
And TMs were completely erased from existence, replaced with tapping to fight
"Sand-Attack", "Tackle" nope not anymore
If you actually played the games, you'd understand my plight
And why I walked out this game's doors.
Where are the evolutionary stones? They're replaced with easter eggs?
I'll give Niantic a million dollar loan, if they add these things, I'll even go beg
Remember how TMs were erased? Well, it's probably replaced with something better
Oh no, in battles, you just tap and slide.
This is why I'm writing Niantic this letter, this is a guide!
And every single stat is replaced with CP
No attack, defense, no accuracy
This is why I let Pokemon GO free me
Hopefully these things will be added, miraculously
And you don't need to drain health to catch these things?
That's pretty crappy, too
Doesn't the sentence "You must drain health to catch it" give the bell a ring?
This is why I call this app poo.
And when I ask "Are you a Pokemon fan?" oh no,
I gotta ask "Do you have any knowledge outside of Pokemon GO?"
These are the reasons I dislike this app
I think you can do better than this crap
This is why I made this rap
All of these features were gone like ZAP!
There are even more features that this game is missing
But I don't feel like talking about them, so I'm done dissing.


Einstein was autistic, and look where he is! mM
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Cryptoanarchist is not online. Cryptoanarchist
Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Total Posts: 5026
13 Oct 2016 12:54 PM
Where do you find the time and energy to write these long posts
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TheLolingHitman is not online. TheLolingHitman
Joined: 06 Jan 2014
Total Posts: 14748
13 Oct 2016 12:55 PM
i'm gonna vomit if i see another cringy post like thisss


━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) time 2 die ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) | SPACE IS COOL | WHEN THE MEMES ARE JUST RIGHT 👌😂
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theninja94 is not online. theninja94
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
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13 Oct 2016 12:56 PM
@Crypt Well, I find the time because I really have nothing better to do, and the energy because all I do is get fatter and fatter as I sit on the computer all day.


Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM
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theninja94 is not online. theninja94
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
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13 Oct 2016 12:57 PM
@lol May I ask what you particularly disliked about the song? I must improve, so I really do need an answer.


Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM
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TheLolingHitman is not online. TheLolingHitman
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13 Oct 2016 12:58 PM
please do not make poems about games


━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) time 2 die ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) | SPACE IS COOL | WHEN THE MEMES ARE JUST RIGHT 👌😂
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theninja94 is not online. theninja94
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13 Oct 2016 12:58 PM
But this is what I love to do, man, it's my hobby.


Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM
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Corktail is not online. Corktail
Joined: 16 Jul 2012
Total Posts: 17313
13 Oct 2016 01:14 PM
please do not make poems about games [2]
more specifically, trending ones


-𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋 (@Corktailer on twitter)
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theninja94 is not online. theninja94
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
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13 Oct 2016 01:22 PM
I was makin' a poem about why I despise the game #1, #2, makin' poems about games is what Ninjeezy do. I mean, if it's the fact that I'm makin' a poem about games that you don't like, you don't really have to click on it. If it was something else, like "I didn't like how you tried to rhyme spice with die", ya know, constructive criticism, I'd love it, knowing that you gave me advice to improve. Ya know what I mean?


Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM
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