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| 13 Oct 2016 12:43 PM |
A letter to Niantic As a Pokemon fan, these problems are gigantic Why is leveling up your Pokemon replaced with candy? Catching the same one over and over isn't really fun I want to train just one, but you erased levels, that doesn't come in handy! And TMs were completely erased from existence, replaced with tapping to fight "Sand-Attack", "Tackle" nope not anymore If you actually played the games, you'd understand my plight And why I walked out this game's doors. Where are the evolutionary stones? They're replaced with easter eggs? I'll give Niantic a million dollar loan, if they add these things, I'll even go beg Remember how TMs were erased? Well, it's probably replaced with something better Oh no, in battles, you just tap and slide. This is why I'm writing Niantic this letter, this is a guide! And every single stat is replaced with CP No attack, defense, no accuracy This is why I let Pokemon GO free me Hopefully these things will be added, miraculously And you don't need to drain health to catch these things? That's pretty crappy, too Doesn't the sentence "You must drain health to catch it" give the bell a ring? This is why I call this app poo. And when I ask "Are you a Pokemon fan?" oh no, I gotta ask "Do you have any knowledge outside of Pokemon GO?" These are the reasons I dislike this app I think you can do better than this crap This is why I made this rap All of these features were gone like ZAP! There are even more features that this game is missing But I don't feel like talking about them, so I'm done dissing.
Einstein was autistic, and look where he is! mM |
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| 13 Oct 2016 12:54 PM |
| Where do you find the time and energy to write these long posts |
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| 13 Oct 2016 12:55 PM |
i'm gonna vomit if i see another cringy post like thisss
━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) time 2 die ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) | SPACE IS COOL | WHEN THE MEMES ARE JUST RIGHT 👌😂 |
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| 13 Oct 2016 12:56 PM |
@Crypt Well, I find the time because I really have nothing better to do, and the energy because all I do is get fatter and fatter as I sit on the computer all day.
Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM |
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| 13 Oct 2016 12:57 PM |
@lol May I ask what you particularly disliked about the song? I must improve, so I really do need an answer.
Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM |
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| 13 Oct 2016 12:58 PM |
please do not make poems about games
━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) time 2 die ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) | SPACE IS COOL | WHEN THE MEMES ARE JUST RIGHT 👌😂 |
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| 13 Oct 2016 12:58 PM |
But this is what I love to do, man, it's my hobby.
Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM |
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| 13 Oct 2016 01:14 PM |
please do not make poems about games [2] more specifically, trending ones
-𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐊𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐋 (@Corktailer on twitter) |
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| 13 Oct 2016 01:22 PM |
I was makin' a poem about why I despise the game #1, #2, makin' poems about games is what Ninjeezy do. I mean, if it's the fact that I'm makin' a poem about games that you don't like, you don't really have to click on it. If it was something else, like "I didn't like how you tried to rhyme spice with die", ya know, constructive criticism, I'd love it, knowing that you gave me advice to improve. Ya know what I mean?
Avecium Idiotisy Dialect Syndrome, or for short... mM |
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