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| 03 Oct 2016 07:31 PM |
I found a really... strange computer a while back. What I found was a Dell OptiPlex tower from around 2006, and for whatever reason, the original owner had this huge obsession with ducks. And he even had Tor on it. I checked out some of the files and he had thousands of pictures of ducks, not inappropriate images of ducks, just your ordinary everyday ducks swimming around in ponds, lakes, you name it. And he had this huge library of text files like "duck planning 06/14/07" with plans to go watch ducks, study "the habitats of the mallards in a spring environment", stuff like that.
It was so bizarre that the only reason why I believe he had Tor on the computer was due to him feeling guilty for having such a weird obsession. But I checked it out and apparently the Tor browser was never used, and only Internet Explorer 6 was ever used for his ducky needs. And yes, the desktop background was a duck, go figure. He even went as far as using the rubber duck icon for Windows XP. I'll tell you what, he might be weird, but damn was he dedicated for his ducks.
To this day, I don't know who had the computer. I found it on the side of the road. But I will forever call him "the anonymous duck man" or perhaps Hugh Newtron.
I felt that this was such a long post that I should make a thread out of it. So if you would like to see the original post, you can find it here: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostId=199559028#199560335
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| 03 Oct 2016 07:51 PM |
These are some serious mallards, people. We are swimming on some treacherous waters.
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| 03 Oct 2016 07:54 PM |
"These are some serious mallards, people. We are swimming on some treacherous waters.
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Who are these people?
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| 03 Oct 2016 07:57 PM |
Wait, you're in a bottle now?
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| 03 Oct 2016 07:57 PM |
what in the world
http://www.roblox.com/--item?id=512909237 | 2921 (InsanityIsMyEnemy), 3358 (UncoveredAgent200) |
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| 03 Oct 2016 08:06 PM |
I still don't know even after almost 2 years
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| 03 Oct 2016 08:08 PM |
The duck-men have been exposed...
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| 04 Oct 2016 09:03 PM |
We need Hugh Newtron's advice on duck spotting
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| 05 Oct 2016 07:52 AM |
| https://youtu.be/3Oe7Q8OCm5I?t=10s |
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| 25 Oct 2016 07:52 AM |
im so confused
"Too soon, Executus." |
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| 25 Oct 2016 07:55 AM |
I guess I'm surprised that he didn't change the cursor to a duck
...that I'm aware of. He could have removed it. |
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| 28 Dec 2016 02:19 PM |
Quack.
I reject your reality and substitute my own. |
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| 28 Dec 2016 02:50 PM |
Quack 2
I reject your reality and substitute my own. |
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