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| 29 Sep 2016 01:08 PM |
SOUP KITCHEN OPENS
Eternal Leader kni0002 earlier announced that Tim Hortons would be replaced by a soup kitchen. After a vote by the workers of the new soup kitchen, it was agreed on unanimously that 'kni0002 Soup Kitchen' would be the new name of the soup kitchen. Massive public support followed this, with Comrade Grupania saying "I think kni is the best leader Docklands could ever have - now, could you please remove the gun from the back of my head?". We all agree with you, Grupania.
Docklanders, unite! Up with the left, down with the right!
RIOT BREAKS OUT AFTER REVOLUTIONARY OFFICIAL BOMBED
Earlier today, ########## Superintendent in the Police Department, was bombed by the counter-revolutionary ######## Other revolutionary officials, including Shad_A, militiaman SeekFlip, and militia commander Persian_Lion were also in the car at the time of the bombing. Many bystanders were killed, with a total deat#####l####8 - not including the counter-revolutionary Nigl########As many citizens said - "It really is a tragedy, seeing these counter-revolutionaries murder simply to restore their bloodthirsty capitalist regime."
After that, a riot broke out, with Nigl#######ng hung outside of the soup kitchens.
OBITUARIES
iiDragonClaw - killed while entering the capitol by counter-revolutionary HLS officials, still resisting the revolution.
JOEDEW - killed while entering the capitol by counter-revolutionary HLS officials, still resisting the revolution.
OfficerFederalLaw - killed by a mob for shooting into a crowd. He will not be missed.
UltimateGamer - killed by a counter-revolutionary State Trooper. |
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| 29 Sep 2016 01:13 PM |
"Beautiful and insanely accurate news posting." - Kni0002
"Smart, well thought-out articles with a simple, user-friendly interface." - FrankieTheDino
"See that Tim Hortons over there? We're gonna tear that down and make it a soup kitchen." - WilfridOfLindisfarne |
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| 29 Sep 2016 01:50 PM |
Good to know "OfficerFederalLaw- killed by a mob for shooting into a crowd. He will not be missed." I died |
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| 29 Sep 2016 03:43 PM |
| willpen aren't you a counter-revolutionary senator |
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| 30 Sep 2016 05:36 AM |
| ######################################### |
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| 30 Sep 2016 06:11 AM |
| seb, weren't you selling the position of capital staff off |
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| 30 Sep 2016 09:01 AM |
SUCHJONAS ATTEMPTS TO SUBVERT REVOLUTIONARY SPIRIT!
SuchJonas, bourgeois Homeland Security officer still resisting the revolution as a counter-revolutionary still protecting Governor LostInfinity from the will of the people, fired upon a crowd attempting to gain access to the capitol building - over 7 people were killed.
SuchJonas was then shot by a group of revolutionaries. He will not be missed. |
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