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| 28 Sep 2016 02:47 PM |
You're at your desk. What do? A) slam your fists on the keyboard as "work" B) crumber nunch C) start screaming and smash your monitor D) go to your manager's office |
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RykerHale
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| 28 Sep 2016 02:55 PM |
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I want a promotion.
"Don't mind me, just hiking through the forums." [Add 800 posts.] "Forum Survivalist Ryker A.Hale" |
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| 28 Sep 2016 04:07 PM |
Your manager asks why you're in his office. You: A) take a crap on his desk B) demand a promotion C) ask for a promotion D) walk out of it |
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LNG257
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| 28 Sep 2016 04:52 PM |
The boss says you haven't worked hard enough. You: A) take a crap on his desk B) go back to work |
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LNG257
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| 28 Sep 2016 05:00 PM |
B
I will work super duper hard to get that promotion! yessir! |
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| 28 Sep 2016 05:09 PM |
You go back to your desk. What do? A) slam your fists on the keyboard as "work" B) crumber nunch C) start screaming and smash your monitor |
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Detruire
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RykerHale
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| 28 Sep 2016 06:02 PM |
I wanna go back and crap on his desk.
"Don't mind me, just hiking through the forums." [Add 800 posts.] "Forum Survivalist Ryker A.Hale" |
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| 28 Sep 2016 06:21 PM |
you do a crap ton of mathematical stuff relating to the week's taxes and print it out. what do now? A) put the thing you printed out on the "Done Work" pedestal B) go to the manager's office C) go bother another coworker |
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roquinha9
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| 28 Sep 2016 07:08 PM |
the manager asks what you want. A) crap on his desk B) leave |
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| 28 Sep 2016 07:37 PM |
you leave the manager's office and go back to your desk.
DAY 2
You're at your desk. What do? A) slam your fists on the keyboard as "work" B) crumber nunch C) start screaming and smash your monitor D) check your E-Mail E) go on youtube and watch cat videos F) go to your manager's office |
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askyun
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| 28 Sep 2016 08:49 PM |
| wow this employee is very good as his job |
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| 28 Sep 2016 09:15 PM |
you go on youtube and search "cat videos" what do A) put headphones in speakers B) click on a random cat video |
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| 28 Sep 2016 09:24 PM |
the cat video blares across the entire building
what do A) start screaming B) run to the manager's office C) choke the person in the cubicle to the left of you |
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LNG257
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| 28 Sep 2016 09:33 PM |
you run to the manager's office and he asks why there's cat noises coming from your PC A) make an excuse (75% chance to not get fired) B) crap on his desk C) run out |
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