Zoneare
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| 02 Sep 2016 06:27 PM |
no ending allowed
Start:
There once was a man who was stronger than Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris combined
~just choose~ |
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Zoneare
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| 02 Sep 2016 06:28 PM |
And then came back to life because
~just choose~ |
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Detruire
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| 02 Sep 2016 06:35 PM |
the turkey god did it so, but to keep living, he must save all turkeys!
Don't fear the countries with 300 weapons of mass destruction, fear the idiot with one. |
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| 02 Sep 2016 06:36 PM |
The incredibly depressed man was now forced to do the turkey god's bidding, which entailed
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Detruire
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| 02 Sep 2016 06:38 PM |
a nuclear war, because kim jong un wanted to eat all the turkeys
Don't fear the countries with 300 weapons of mass destruction, fear the idiot with one. |
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Zoneare
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:16 PM |
and them Trump died of greediness and hillary clinton suffered amnesia, so she's now a janitor. So Bernie Sanders...
~Love is a vast awakeness of nothing~ |
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:32 PM |
| was happy, so happy he went to a beyonce concert and pulled her hair |
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Zoneare
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:33 PM |
And Bernie instantly won, and the turkey savior asked him if he ate turkey. He replied "I'm a turkey"
~Love is a vast awakeness of nothing~ |
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:43 PM |
| Then, all of a sudden, it started raining cats. Bernie... |
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Zoneare
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:56 PM |
found a company called WEDON'TEATTURKEY which has the...
~Love is a vast awakeness of nothing~ |
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CheetoGo
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:58 PM |
| most extreme turkey activists in the world. Good chicken to. So bernie and the man... |
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| 04 Sep 2016 10:02 PM |
| Took a dump at Walmart's public toilets, and then... |
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CheetoGo
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| 04 Sep 2016 10:04 PM |
| went in to the place, the man said he had to save all the turkeys, as he was the turkey gods servant, then bernie said in a creepily calm voice... |
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Zoneare
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| 05 Sep 2016 01:09 PM |
| IS NEVER COMING (to finish it) and then he killed... |
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RoxProox
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| 05 Sep 2016 02:46 PM |
| But then, Bernie came back to life just because! He and the man then... |
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| 05 Sep 2016 02:47 PM |
(woah woah woah wait a minute...)
(Did Bernie REALLY bump this forum post? :T) |
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CheetoGo
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| 05 Sep 2016 03:06 PM |
| bumped this forum post while..... |
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| 05 Sep 2016 03:07 PM |
| reading the newspaper in... |
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CheetoGo
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| 05 Sep 2016 03:13 PM |
| Budapest piano scene, when suddenly a turkey activist screamed out.... |
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| 05 Sep 2016 03:15 PM |
| "SOMEONE'S KILLING ALL THE TURKEYS!" This man, was, of course... |
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