jared779
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| 11 May 2015 11:10 AM |
Invictum was having the time of his life with his girlfriend playing board games But then his girlfriend beat him at chess He was really mad so he said "Get rekt scrub" and threw the game outside where it burned into dust His girlfriend was pretty mad so she reached into her shirt She pulled out a game of life Invictum thought this was edgy because she put both of their pieces on the love path So he said "Lol wow edgy" She stared at him and pointed at the rules Invictum scratched his head feeling awkward His girlfriend said "Why are you calling me your girlfriend dude? I thought we were just friends" Invictum's heart broke as he just heard he was friendzoned He held her crying She said "cry baby" And then she pushed him down and left Invictum was sad, his dreams where shattered and he was too young to get a car So he exploded into candy The end |
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9694
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| 11 May 2015 11:11 AM |
| buildergirls blonde she cant beat me at chess XDDD |
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2013henry
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| 19 Sep 2016 05:20 AM |
omg haha so funi
This signature has been boiled for safety. R+://433603853 | Ur all cool and smart! |
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rayrocks5
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| 19 Sep 2016 05:23 AM |
top notch comedy
Mild depression ensues |
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