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| 16 Sep 2016 06:54 PM |
I had been talking to a guy on OT for years. We'll call him Henry. I met him on off topic one lonely summer and we became closer than ever. We vented to one another about our problems and would talk about our days because we were lonely. Neither of us had any friends at the time and if it wasn't for me he might've never overcome his anti-social tendencies. We planned to someday meet up and do an epic OT road trip with our other OT friends. We'll call them Daniel, George, and Sarah. So Daniel was probably the most excited and George was pretty nervous. About a year passed and we didn't do it in the summer like we had planned. Sarah's summer reading kind of ruined the whole thing. We decided to instead meet at the Minecon in 2015 (We love minecraft too). It was epic and probably the best day of my life until Henry arrived. Henry looked nothing like the pictures...he was bald, late 70s with a red beard. He had snake bites and angel bites and his earlobes were extra stretched. He was covered in tattoos. Then George came....George showed up in a black tanktop with some gross neon green cargo shorts. Daniel was there from the start and a pretty epic guy but George kept bragging about how much better he was at minecraft. This made us all mad and I was about to speak up for Daniel when Sarah walked in, she was in her early 30s and a MAN. A black man with long blond and pink braids. He also had his eyebrows pierced all over. He had a tattoo on his forehead that read "Born to be wild". Sarah was supposed to be a 14 year old white girl, so this definitely took us by surprise. Sarah immediately slapped George a high five and they did a weird handshake that erupted with a massive dab. Me and Daniel were so surprised and then Henry hit the nastiest dab of 2016...This was the last straw for me...I snapped.
I looked Henry in the eyes.....disappointed. He reached out to pick my nose but I KICKED HIM IN THE BELLY AND DROPPED HIM WITH A STONE COLD STUNNER. I IMMEDIATELY CAUGHT A BUD IN MY HAND AND FIRED MY LEG INTO SARAH'S TUMMY AND DROPPED HER WITH A STUNNER AS MY BUD FOUNTAINED OVER HER CORPSE. GEORGE TRIED TO RIP HIS ##### ### BUT I SLAMMED MY LEG INTO HIS STOMACH AND HIT HIM WITH A STONE COLD STUNNER. THE BUD SHOWERED OVER US AND EVERYONE BEGAN CHEERING. DANIEL SLAPPED ME A HIGH FIVE.
THEN I WINDED HIM WITH MY LEG AND DROPPED HIM WITH A STUNNER!!!!
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| 16 Sep 2016 06:56 PM |
dab nation bruh 👌👌👌👌👌👌🙏🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂
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Vikie09
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| 16 Sep 2016 06:57 PM |
Such creativity. Ever think about becoming a writer? |
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| 16 Sep 2016 06:58 PM |
i was sarah
EditSucking Season 2!! Now with extra characters to keep the show alive!! |
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| 16 Sep 2016 06:58 PM |
"Such creativity. Ever think about becoming a writer? "
nah...i dont do books fam
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Avecys
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| 16 Sep 2016 07:12 PM |
"I IMMEDIATELY CAUGHT A BUD IN MY HAND AND FIRED MY LEG INTO SARAH'S TUMMY"
RIP sarah
lived ot life
was trash poster
2051 - 439 ac
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