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| 03 Sep 2016 11:12 PM |
Pale was a simple man who liked good music and advanced literature and writing symphonies. One dawn morning in the day he was out painting the ocean that was visible outside his penthouse on the cliffs of Maine, when he heard the doorbell ring. On the other side of the door was a peculiar looking man who immediately gave Pale a serious case of blushing. "Hello. I am selling girl scout cookies. Would you like some?" he said. Pale was silent for awhile, his eyes wide and jaw gaping, slightly drooling. After a long moment of silence he finally replied. "Heck yeah dawg, gimme some uhhhhhhhh those coconut ones. Actually just give me 10 of each. Hey what are you doing selling girl scout cookies anyways? You don't look... girl." Pale said. "Oh, I'm not a girl scout I just like selling cookies. I made these myself. But then I put them in girl scout boxes and dressed up as a girl scout to get more sales." "Is it working?" Pale asked, to which Finn replied no, sales were almost at zero. Pale was the first significant sale all month. "Would you like to come in?" Pale asked. Finn agreed, and entered Pale's ridiculously expensive penthouse. Pale showed Finn to his room, which contained several scatted sheets of paper with his many works of literature and compositions. Massive bookshelves lined the walls which occupied numerous books and published novels that he himself had wrote, and all his collections of encyclopedias and more advanced literature that he enjoyed reading. Finn saw Pale's violin and piano and looked excitedly at the piano and asked if he could play. Pale began to play Rachmaninoff's 2nd Piano Concerto for Finn, who was in awe at his insurmountable talent. When Pale was done Finn complimented him and gave him a quick peck on the cheek. Pale was surprised and blushed hard. "Oh sorry!" Finn apologized. "No, no that's alright." Pale replied, and ###### him back. Pale and Finn were ###### ### for hours in Pale’s bedroom. He grabbed Finn’s blue tuxedo and began to remove it painfully slowly, followed by his undershirt. “Woah!” Funn said, stepping back in shock. “I’m sorry! If you’re not ready that’s okay…. sweaty.” “No, it’s okay. I’m ready.” and with that they ####### The entire world shattered beneath their feet as their lips met. It was a #### so substantial that it would shake the entire earth, it was one of the most passionate ###### in all of history, as much as Romeo and Juliet, and their love was just as passionate ############# if u want more
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| 03 Sep 2016 11:13 PM |
i think the hashtags make it funnier
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| 03 Sep 2016 11:26 PM |
post-apoc fanfic in which pale and finn check into a really bad hotel because they are traveling to michigan from pale's penthouse in maine but along the way encounter a horde of mutant alien/human hybrids and kick #### ####“Well, this place looks absolutely perfect, huh?” Finn joked. Pale mocked him, imitating him with his best high pitched whiny Finn voice. He caught up to Pale, cautiously heading up the stairway, and socked him in the arm. Pale chuckled as turned the hotel's doorknob, opening its door revealing a lobby. Well, Pale thought it was a lobby. Hideous wood flooring engulfed the room, dark and rotted. Anachronistic pastel green furniture stood lonely in the middle. The wallpapers were some peach-looking color. Something orangeish like that. Dreary old lady paintings hung crooked from the walls. The room was truly appalling. A simple check-in desk stood directly to their left. Finn looked around and turned the same color as the furniture. Pale rang the shiny little bell at the desk, probably the only thing not disgusting or outdated or broken in this place. The ring of the bell carried uneasily in the silence. Several seconds passed before an old lady (like ancient) rolled behind the desk. Yes, rolled - she was in a wheelchair. Her eyes were sunken in as of a hallowed skull, her articulate wrinkles forged by the primordial ages. Finn hesitantly approached the desk to check in. “Hello there, 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 lady.” He said with a trying smile. Pale elbowed him a bit too hard. She replied with silence, continuing to steep her tea. “Excuse me, ma’am.” “What?” The lady behind the counter replied, looking up and finally realizing he was even there. “Hello, we’d like to rent a room.” Finn said louder. “Oh, oh yes of course. I apologize - hearing’s not as it used to be.” She chuckled, but it sounded more like a cough. “Here’s the key to the room.” Finn vigilantly snatched the rusted key out of her frail hands, afraid he’d snap her thin old bones. The old woman eyed them curiously - their congealed dirt and blood stains, slightly torn clothing - they looked like they’d been through hell, though they had in a sense. They searched the halls for their room. They’d arrived at a cream door, the paint peeling from its wood. On the inside was a rusted brass bed, barely in one piece. A tacky lamp sat tall on the end table, its bulb dead. The room was equally as unbearable as the lobby. Pale opened the end table's drawer. Inside was a bible, ripped and shred to pieces by a previous demented inhabitant. He closed it silently. Pale and Finn set down their bags in an empty corner by the door and ######### for bed. Pale watched the silhouette of his boyfriend, shuffling in the shadows of the dark room. He watched him hastily step out of his trousers and pull over his dirty t-shirt, revealing his sculpted torso. Finn joined Pale in bed, and Pale wrapped his arms around Finn. After awhile Finn felt something rub up against his back. "Is there something in your pocket?" he asked. "No... I mean yes... that's my flashlight. For when it's dark." Finn smiled and fell asleep in Pale's arms, wishing he could stay there forever.
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:26 AM |
@yado when is you're birth day i want to give u a present
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| 04 Sep 2016 09:52 AM |
that is far away congratulations today is ur birthday /2bOnY1o
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| 04 Sep 2016 10:17 AM |
that's not an imgur link, what site do you guys use on this subforum?
Pale was a simple man who liked good music and advanced literature and writing symphonies. One dawn morning in the day he was out painting the ocean that was visible outside his penthouse on the cliffs of Maine, when he heard the doorbell ring. |
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| 04 Sep 2016 10:18 AM |
1. its a bitly link 2. its not for u so its none of ur business dweeb
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| 04 Sep 2016 10:22 AM |
that really wounded my emotional reaction
Pale was a simple man who liked good music and advanced literature and writing symphonies. One dawn morning in the day he was out painting the ocean that was visible outside his penthouse on the cliffs of Maine, when he heard the doorbell ring. |
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:12 PM |
i will always use bitly because its universal and frankly everyone should use it because it can go to imgur as well
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:26 PM |
fanfic in which pale and finn are dragged by pales mom to some lame thing and they run off and do a lil ;) , inspired by an event that happened today. but i was alone. :[
Finn and Pale's relationship had reached the inevitable time in which they would be introduced to each other's parents. This slightly terrified both of them. Today was Finn's turn to meet Pale's parents. Finn was especially nervous, because seriously, what kind of people would raise such a monstrosity. But it turns out they were generally very nice people, and very accepting, which is an extremely beneficial thing for Pale. So at Pale's parents' house they mostly played video games the entire time, spent some time on Roblox together. But it was a Sunday, so, naturally, Pale's mom really wanted to, for some ridiculous reason, go outside and do something. So Pale's mom was very excited to go to a new place called Escape Land. "You know those games where you have to escape from a room?" she said, "It's like that but in real life! You find riddles and clues and work together as a team to escape from the room!" Pale's dad thought it was exciting as well, though may have been simply playing along with her. Pale and Finn, however, thought it was totally lame. So there they were at Escape Land, where they were in a house that looked like an old murder mystery type mansion, like those old movies. Like the game Clue. While everyone was looking around and and investigating and talking, Pale gave Finn a mischievous look and they both snuck out of the room to somewhere less inhabited. They found an unoccupied bedroom upstairs, and, well, enjoyed the rest of the night by themselves. And damn did they enjoy it.
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:28 PM |
idk u well enough but i know me and i am probably both so u are both as well we switch
in the particular fanfic though i suppose it's open to interpretation, u can be whatever u want.
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Finn102
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:29 PM |
well in all the relationships I've been in, and the fwb I've normally been the dom tbh
tho I'd be willing to switch so yeah I guess we're both switches |
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rose6666
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:46 PM |
^but this is different it's two guys not you and some fat chick you picked up from TGI friday's
i think you should both take turns |
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:48 PM |
see rose nose wats up preach gurl i think finn u shuold sub for ur girl some day let her dom a bit put ur masculinity aside for once ok fkboi
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Finn102
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:48 PM |
"fat chick"
I only do anorexic girls |
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| 04 Sep 2016 01:51 PM |
| i like to break their bone |
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