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| 02 Sep 2016 04:34 PM |
Me: Hi, I'm Landry Jones, and I have DirecTV.
Other me: And I'm overweight Landry Jones, and I have cable....
Me: With DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket, you can watch any game you want out of the 8-game mix! You'll never want to stop.
Other me: I want to stop watching, because I can only watch what's on. But I need help standing up.
Me: With NFL Sunday Ticket, I invite all my friends over and order some pizza!
Other me: I don't have friends, and I can't eat pizza anymore.
Me: Don't be like this me. Get NFL Sunday Ticket, only on DirecTV.
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| 02 Sep 2016 04:41 PM |
You see we got the power to turn back time
That game you missed, let's just go back and find
While you're at it. Let's turn the TV off
Because Landry Jones is just going to get picked off
HEY
It's the power to turn back time.
Get NFL Sunday Ticket today to avoid interceptions. |
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| 02 Sep 2016 04:44 PM |
I got Sunday Ticket the other day
Soon I will stop throwing 6 picks a game |
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| 02 Sep 2016 05:07 PM |
| GET XFINITY X1 BECAUSE IT BEAT DirecTV |
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