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Re: Sage What The Hell Are You Doing? Episode 3

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SagePakkana is not online. SagePakkana
Joined: 30 May 2013
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30 Aug 2016 07:56 AM
DISCLAIMER: Everything in this post says are purely satirical. Do not go out and witch hunt or hate on anyone that I talk on this post. This is only for the purpose of joking around and entertain the audience. Please don't go spreading hate after the goofs and laughs.

Hello my pretties, SuperRobloxPlayer1337 here, and today was a great day for me. For the last two episodes, my segments has been getting some positive feedback. The reviews are great, the views are ranking up, and the comments are absolutely positive.

*mlg sad violin*

"im gonna expose you for plagiarising leafy. i shall become roblox's keemstar, sage, watch yourself."

"im giving bad reviews on this. 1/10, would not read again"

"Sage is the Dane Cook of RP, huh. Unfunny and unoriginal."

OH YES! GIVE IT TO ME BABY! Thank you all so much for supporting these pieces of garbage that I will keep throwing out, it really helps me. Anyways, right off the bat, I will be talking about a man who has literally zero f-bombs on his haters and can throw some really savage lines. The person that I will be talking about is JayCrazyx5.

So recently, he has posted two threads if which the title has been filtered. Now on the first one, which is called "#####", or as I want to call it "Ha5htag" (which....can be fitting for a boy band name), is just literally him saying:

"nothing to say about my life"

And then the cngdumbass comes in and replied:

"good then get outta here and get a "life""

*OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!*

cngdumbass, that's good, but that is not enough to tower down the god himself that is JayCrazyx5. Now, on his second thread called "######", its just him saying:

"######"

And that's it. Now I went to his profile and I got really shocked. Below his name is the message saying:

"i make games. i don't accept people friends requets just follow me 😝"

But if you scroll down to the Friends section, he has over 85 friends. If that message was made before your debut, you should have 0 friends at this point. Are you stupid? Also, that grammar, so atrocious. Now go to the About section and what he says there is purely savagery. Are you ready pretties? Oh I am right now, so let's get ourselves roasted.

"calling me FAKE wont make you REAL"

OH! OOH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The roast, ouch, it burns my soul, please kill me. This is it, these are the words from the god of roasting. Its so much crushing when I saw this sentence, but then I ask myself if I am real and everything that we do is real. If we are all fake, then what are we then?

"calling me DUMB wont make you SMART"

...Jay, you smart, you loyal, I appreciate that. Oh, sorry, sorry about that DJ Khaled. I promise it won't happen again.

"calling me WEAK wont make you STRONG"

Well as you can see, the god of roasting is also known for getting multiple trickshots and other mlg stuff. Here's an example of him showing off his mlg skills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVfc6hMnA_Y

Now that is how strong this god is.

"calling me UGLY wont make you BEAUTIFUL"

Um....will you excuse me, I will be outside just contemplating at the sins that I've done okay? I'll be back. *Goes outside the balcony and thinks about his sins* Why? WHy can't I be any more popular than my senpais? Tim, Birm, Bebi, tell me, why can't I be like you guys? Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

*Rain begins to pour, insecurity intensifies, and he begins to sing*

Everyday is so wonderful.
And suddenly, its hard to breathe.
Now and then, I get insecure.
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed.
(I regret putting Z0rr0w's name on episode 2, I'm sorry)
I am beautiful, no matter what they say.
Words can't bring me down.
(I am the reason why Z0rr0w left)
I am beautiful, in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down.
(Actually, they do)
So don't you bring me down today.
(But you actually did)

Okay, I had to get that out, I apologize. Now let's move on.

"calling me MEAN wont make you NICE"

Yes, all of us has hidden demons ready to be unleashed. I so applaud that, but I don't care anyways.

"calling me NOOB wont make you ANY BETTER"

OH MY GOD! Ow! My heart just stopped, this is too much for me to bear. His roasting lines are too powerful to handle. I think I'll die by the end of this episode. But then I realized that nobody is perfect, meaning that no one is better than no one.

"so why bother Every insult you make is only hurting yourself. love you all sorry for the crappy blurb."

You don't have to be sorry because WE ALL DESERVE SUCH HATE AND CANCER. We are all nothing but pieces of crap, drying ourselves up before we turn into dust by the desert winds.

Also, the god has posted another thread called "######", which is literally the same thing. Thanks, I appreciate that. So in conclusion, never mess with gods like JayCrazyx5...because he might mess you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIukIn2U5c4

Anyways, thank you so much for reading. Please do support, I won't be contradicting myself anymore because of the disclaimer, I apologize for that. But please subscribe to me anytime you want, leave a comment, share, and anything like that, I'll talk to you guys later.

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Episode 1: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=197231134
Episode 2: https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=197300909




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Timepockie is not online. Timepockie
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30 Aug 2016 07:58 AM
Stop posting these.
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Reisfeldz is not online. Reisfeldz
Joined: 21 Jun 2012
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30 Aug 2016 08:03 AM
Stop posting these. [2]

ur not Leafy (AKA PAPI) godamnit i'm gonna strike ye for plagiarism


"I thought I were God." -Kudorey619
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HipToChuccKeys is not online. HipToChuccKeys
Joined: 14 Aug 2016
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30 Aug 2016 08:16 AM
"and entertain the audience."

Call me when you can entertain anyone that isn't a seven year old, sage
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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
Joined: 23 Apr 2014
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30 Aug 2016 08:48 AM
Stop posting these. [3]
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Not1perry is not online. Not1perry
Joined: 27 May 2011
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30 Aug 2016 10:07 AM
Keep posting these. This series of text has given me great enjoyment.
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HipToChuccKeys is not online. HipToChuccKeys
Joined: 14 Aug 2016
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30 Aug 2016 10:26 AM
perry confirmed for 7 year old
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Not1perry is not online. Not1perry
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30 Aug 2016 10:29 AM
I am indeed seven years old, for I have the mentality and physical body of the average boy with seven years.

Please continue to make this content Sage.
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Timepockie is not online. Timepockie
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30 Aug 2016 10:30 AM
Perry, don't encourage it. Not even sarcastically.
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