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| 28 Aug 2016 09:16 PM |
I woke up at the #### ##### of noon, this morning. I smelled some golden chicken tendies cooking in the other room. Just the smell of it has my throbbing chub about to spew all over my Voltron bed sheets. I grabbed my filthy, mayonnaise-encrusted sock from under the bed and spew with the force of several suns into it as my eyes dart between all my My Little Pony posters, particularly focused on my Rainbow Dash one. I begin to wonder where my freaking food is, after all these years my mommy ought to have this crap on point. "MOMMY YOU LAZY IDIOT!", I screech at the top of my lungs. I hear frantic steps rushing down the hall to my room. My door swings open and she has an expression of pure fear on her face, LOL. I fling one of my many crap jars at her for not bringing me my num-nums with her. I got some crap in her hair and could smell it from my bed area. "GLORY TO ME!" I kept chanting. After five minutes she comes back in the room with my chicken tendies. She comes to serve me them and I hide my spew sock under my blankies. When she gets close enough I shove it down her shirt and she started puking LOL!!!!!!! I took off my superman undies and started devouring my tendies as my mommy crawled out of the room. |
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chicka123
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| 28 Aug 2016 09:18 PM |
| Is this real you should honestly be arrested. ####!!!! |
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| 28 Aug 2016 09:18 PM |
| STUPID ROBLOX REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I SAID # # # # # # # # # |
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bboopoop
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| 28 Aug 2016 09:19 PM |
| wow ## 27? u must ## so #### XD |
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KuashaTwa
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| 28 Aug 2016 09:25 PM |
ahahahaha here is my story
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| 28 Aug 2016 09:27 PM |
you can't say butt crak i learned that the hard way |
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