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| 27 Aug 2016 12:18 PM |
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again click your join button . Maybe you're such a disgusting CLANbAG that you actually paid for builders club, so you just so you could make an edgy war group like VAK. I imagine you little turd laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are such a CLAN BAG, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time "waging war" on a kiddie lego vidya gaem.
Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a CLANBAG.
She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "xd our edgy group is better xd"
You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be. |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:21 PM |
| you tried too hard so it's not funny |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:22 PM |
| but you sure wasted some butt time to write this. |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:23 PM |
wot the hek did u just say about me, u little skid? ill have you know I graduated top of my class in wolf sqwod, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on vaktovia, and I have over 170,000 confirmed pwns i am trained in frost bow warfare and I’m the top oder in the entire frost clan armed forces. u r nothing to me but just another kill. I will wipe u the nerd out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before at this fort, mark my words n0b. u think u can get away with saying that funny stuff to me over the internet? think again. as we speak i am contacting my secret network of wold squads across the frost clan group so you better prepare for the storm, nerd. the sparrow storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing u call ur kdr. u r flippin ded, m8. i can be anywhere, anytime, and i can rek u in over 3.0x10^2 ways, and that’s just with my frost bow. not only am I extensively trained in frost bows, but i has access to the entire arsenal of the wolf squod and i will use it to its full extent to wipe ur miserable fart launcher off the face of the continent, u little nerd. If only u could have known what unholy retribution ur little “tryhard” comment was about to bring down upon u, maybe u would have held u friken wong. but u couldn’t, u didn’t, and now u r paying the piper, you ####### ####### i will fart fury all over u and u will drown in it. u r ded ded m8 scrub skid, kiddo
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:26 PM |
| # ### # ####### cheeky ##### mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil ##### gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum ### ######## with muscles lol ###### sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil ### ### u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil ###### ### ### #### me if u got da balls cheeky ##### see if u can step up lil ###### |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:27 PM |
| but you can barely do 20 pushups without struggling scrub^ |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:27 PM |
| If I wanted to die I would jump off your ego and and I would land your IQ. |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:29 PM |
| well of course a lot of us live with our parents; a majority of us arent adults smh d00d if youve moved out and are still playing road blocks ### ### then please deeply evaluate the choices that drove you to this nice bait anyways my n word |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:31 PM |
@tariq
In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area. An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test. My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it. I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan). I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in #### or #### or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is. Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories. I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it. I don't know if that will suffice as evidence that I'm intelligent. I'm done with it, though, because I'd rather defend my maturity, since it's what you've spent the most time attacking. The following are some examples of my morals and ethical code. I believe firmly that everybody deserves a future. If we were to capture ###### at the end of WWII, I would be against executing him. In fact, if we had any way of rehabilitating him and knowing that he wasn't just faking it, I'd even support the concept of letting him go free. This is essentially because I think that whoever you are in the present is a separate entity from who you were in the past and who you are in the future, and while your present self should take responsibility for your past self's actions, it shouldn't be punished for them simply for the sake of punishment, especially if the present self regrets the actions of the past self and feels genuine guilt about them. I don't believe in judgement of people based on their personal choices as long as those personal choices aren't harming others. I don't have any issue with any type of ######### whatsoever (short of physically acting out ############ ########### or other acts which have a harmful affect on others - but I don't care what a person's fantasies consist of, as long as they recognize the difference between reality and fiction and can separate them). I don't have any issue with anybody over what type of music they listen to, or clothes they wear, etc. I know that's not really an impressive moral, but it's unfortunately rare; a great many people, especially those my age, are judgmental about these things. I love everyone, even people I hate. I wish my worst enemies good fortune and happiness. #### ##### is a vile, ##### ## #### human being, deserving of zero respect, but I wish for him to change for the better and live the best life possible. I wish this for everyone. I'm pretty much a pacifist. I've taken a broken nose without fighting back or seeking retribution, because the guy stopped punching after that. The only time I'll fight back is if 1) the person attacking me shows no signs of stopping and 2) if I don't attack, I'll come out worse than the other person will if I do. In other words, if fighting someone is going to end up being more harmful to them than just letting them go will be to me, I don't fight back. I've therefore never had a reason to fight back against anyone in anything serious, because my ability to take pain has so far made it so that I'm never in a situation where I'll be worse off after a fight. If I'm not going to get any hospitalizing injuries, I really don't care.
All that, and I think your behavior in this thread was totally assholish. So what do you think, now that you at least slightly know me? |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:34 PM |
[–]WeNeedNewRepublic99 10 points 2 years ago BWAAAAAH!! H'what in the hell did you just say about me, you got danged giblet head? I'll have you know i graduated top of my class at Arlen high in propane and propane and propane accessories, and I have been involved in numerous Vogner Char King sales extravaganzas, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in BTU calibration and I'm the top assistant manager in all of Heimlich County. You are nothing to me but just another valued customer. I will fill up your propane tank with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my got danged words. You think you can get away with saying that asinine garbage about propane on the internet? Think again, you little wease As we speak I am contacting my secret network of propane truck drivers across the USA and #### ####### ## being traced right now so you better prepare for the convoy, you big baby.y. The convoy that refills the pathetic little thing you call your propane tanks. You're all filled, you damn moron. I can be anywhere, anytime, and i can service your propane need in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hand Not only am i extensively trained in propane tank calibration, but i have access to the entire arsenal of the Texas propane gas association and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your charcoal loving ### off the face of the continent, you ###### ######## If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your damn tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you got danged idiot. I will #### #### ### so hard you won't be able to sit for a month. You're dead, I tell ya h'what.t. |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:35 PM |
| So if you are so smart why do you constantly write gaint walls of text... |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:43 PM |
Before OP posts this, he licks clean the final remnants of the Spicy Nacho Dorito flavoring from his fingertips and adjusts his fedora to the proper smug angle. As the unionized factory of his mind nimbly constructs a logically coherent argument, a bulwark of reason, his fingers, poised along the home row of keys, begin to type. As the words begin to appear on the screen of his MacBook Air he wipes the sweat from his brow, a result of the arduous task of a day of rationalization and takes a generous swig of Code Red Mountain Dew. As OP nears the completion of his assertion and he types his final conclusion, he hovers his mouse cursor over the submit button. With his left hand he strokes the bristly stubble of his beard while he contemplates the significance of his post. He knows before he submits that his remarks may offend several, possibly even dozens of ignorant, narrow-minded, superstitious fundamentalists. Fully weighing the possible consequences of his actions, OP bravely clicks submit. Upon his submission, he closes his eyes and gently chuckles to himself. He then becomes overwhelmed by a blissful wave of euphoria, OP is aware of all that is, was, or will be. Everything becomes clear to him, so simple yet elegant. When he opens his eyes he stares into the vastness of space, at all the primordial nebulae and all of the stars in the cosmos. He then stares into the dark abyss, the emptiness of the furthest reaches of the universe and asks aloud "Is anyone there?” However the only answer he receives is the silence of the void. OP smirks and muses to himself “I thought so” as he has a hearty laugh. OP awakes from his vision and glances at his computer screen with a smile still across his face.
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:44 PM |
@louise
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. |
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| 27 Aug 2016 12:52 PM |
oh boy oh boy you little skiddos. pathetic worthless wormlings. jump down from those roofs little lions. come out come out wherever you are. you will be annihilated, destroyed. we are not afraid. come out and let us club you. do you feel that? thats the feeling of heat from the fire I'm cooking over here. smell that? thats the smell of ur sweat as we eviscerate u again and again. u never knew you had it coming nerds. prepare to get rekt m8s, and i mean rekt rekt. good day. :shutdown
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| 27 Aug 2016 01:17 PM |
Best read of the day
VGC's official CD PROJEKT RED Fanboy and Aquarium exhibit 'Witac' |
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| 27 Aug 2016 02:46 PM |
| world war 1 has nothing on this |
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| 27 Aug 2016 05:29 PM |
okay i admit it i'm a clanbag
如果你觉得我是‘VGCs Official Weeb’,就你就是傻瓜! |
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| 28 Aug 2016 12:30 PM |
Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.
Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.
Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruin#############a##e#######y####e####n further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.
You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your ##### we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.
I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.
Have a nice day. |
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