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Re: Undeniable proof "God" is real

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OffTropic is not online. OffTropic
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24 Aug 2016 10:50 AM
Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.
The banana and the hand are perfectly made, one for the other. You’ll find the maker of the banana – Almighty God – has made it with a non-slip surface. It has outward indicators of inward contents: green, too early; yellow, just right; black, too late.
Now if you go to the top of a banana, you’ll find – as with the soda can makers, who’ve placed a tab at the top – so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents don’t squirt in your face. You’ll find the wrapper, which is biodegradable, has perforations. Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It’s just the right shape for the human mouth. It’s chewy, easy to digest, and it’s even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier. Seriously, Kirk, the whole of Creation testifies to the genius of God's
You’ll find the maker of the banana – Almighty God – has made it with a non-slip surface. It has outward indicators of inward contents
Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.Hold this Kirk. Behold! The atheist’s nightmare. Now if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find on the far side there are three ridges; on the close side, two ridges. If you get your hand ready to grip a banana, you’ll find on the far side, there are three grooves; on the close side, two grooves.
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OffTropic is not online. OffTropic
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24 Aug 2016 10:52 AM
Exactly. You want to ignore proof because you know you're going to #### ## #### FOREVER.
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24 Aug 2016 10:52 AM
'Now if you go to the top of a banana, you’ll find – as with the soda can makers, who’ve placed a tab at the top – so God has placed a tab at the top. When you pull the tab, the contents don’t squirt in your face.'

Obvious joke post, but didn't humans use to eat the skin with the banana?
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OffTropic is not online. OffTropic
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24 Aug 2016 10:53 AM
OMG THE NEW FILTER IS REAL
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jtrobloxian is online. jtrobloxian
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24 Aug 2016 10:55 AM
Hmmm, these people need potassium in their diets.

Hey guys do you want to be able to open these potassium rich yellow things easily?

K.

Ba-dum crash.
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24 Aug 2016 11:07 AM
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