Axarthian
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:41 AM |
we were pretty good friends, took break and lunch together
anyways, she added my mom on facebook cause they know each other or something, and my mom just yells " HUNTER "
so my ass comes running downstairs
she asks me
" do you know so-and-so "
and i was like " yeah, why "
and she shows me these pictures of her, and she was seriously hot, guess she was wearing make-up or did her hair or something
i said something like " wow, she's pretty "
and she says " yeah, but look "
and it was a picture of her with her gf
apparently she didn't know she was bi despite the fact it was pretty obvious and just goes
" i had no idea! i thought she was trying to go after you! "
it wouldn't have been funny if it hadn't been for the fact that it was painfully obvious neither of us were into each other
my mom just has this weird thing that if a girl talks to me or my brother, it's because they wanna get in our pants
mom, u crazy |
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:42 AM |
| almost every parent is like that lol |
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joinerman
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:45 AM |
thats every parent
elefent enfusiast |
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Axarthian
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:45 AM |
| here i was thinking i was special |
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:46 AM |
mum needs to get out of ur business
and besides
"4/10"
this isnt 4chan |
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VityaBC
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:46 AM |
every time im friends with a girl people try to ship us i know this feel bro
VityaBC/MC/ qdhxx new main- -Originally a 2009'er- -Add 72,972 posts to postcount from all of my mains- |
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stack_up
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:47 AM |
I don't see why your mom was mad.
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Axarthian
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:47 AM |
"this isn't 4chan"
ranking girls based by number has literally nothing to do with 4chan
it's just a sign i'm a jackass |
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Axarthian
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| 22 Aug 2016 10:48 AM |
@sta
she wasn't, she just yells cause she's usually downstairs and i'm in my room with headphones on |
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