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| 18 Aug 2016 09:24 PM |
Story of the vaktovian booty destroyer
It all started when I first joined the vaktovian empire. During the RAT v VAK war I had over 10000 confurmed kills. What makes this a special feat you ask? They were all through penetration. Thats right. Not guns, penetration.
I remember my first raid on RAT fort topixa I refused to use their disgusting carbines
so the only weapon i resorted to using was none other than my holy long slong. In the blink of an eye of pulling it out i would kill endless rat members destroying and dislocating their bootyh0les. I was instantly promoted to my very own rank ''booty destroyer''. 2 days later vaktus massaged me in fear of how inferior he was to my mighty slong, he exiled me from VAK.
It's a shame. Arcaneclone use to tell me how much of a shrimp dk he had and how she couldn't feel anything but greesy flabs of fat slapping her back with each thrust he gave. thats when she started getting with me, the slong master.
One day I was putting in that work on arcaneclone when vaktus walked in shocked at what he was seeing. me blowing arcaneclones back out with thrust after thrust i before busting a mighty nut i started to cause earthquakes. i turned around slowly with a grin on my face. looking at vaktuss in the eye i told him '' ur next ''
as vaktus shivered in awwe before he could even move, at the speed of light i bent him over and with one thrust i shattered his spine and left him crippled.
this is why i was exiled |
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:27 PM |
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:27 PM |
Story of the vaktovian booty destroyer
It all started when I first joined the vaktovian empire. During the RAT v VAK war I had over 10000 confurmed kills. What makes this a special feat you ask? They were all through penetration. Thats right. Not guns, penetration.
I remember my first raid on RAT fort topixa I refused to use their disgusting carbines
so the only weapon i resorted to using was none other than my holy long slong. In the blink of an eye of pulling it out i would kill endless rat members destroying and dislocating their bootyh0les. I was instantly promoted to my very own rank ''booty destroyer''. 2 days later vaktus massaged me in fear of how inferior he was to my mighty slong, he exiled me from VAK.
It's a shame. Arcaneclone use to tell me how much of a shrimp dk he had and how she couldn't feel anything but greesy flabs of fat slapping her back with each thrust he gave. thats when she started getting with me, the slong master.
One day I was putting in that work on arcaneclone when vaktus walked in shocked at what he was seeing. me blowing arcaneclones back out with thrust after thrust i before busting a mighty nut i started to cause earthquakes. i turned around slowly with a grin on my face. looking at vaktuss in the eye i told him '' ur next ''
as vaktus shivered in awwe before he could even move, at the speed of light i bent him over and with one thrust i shattered his spine and left him crippled.
this is why i was exiled |
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bazong
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:28 PM |
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i put the laughter in manslaughter |
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:32 PM |
what ever happened to arcaneclone?
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:33 PM |
im honestly curious about that
i think she died. |
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:34 PM |
You need help.
Protect your cheeks before I collect your cheeks. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) |
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TimeBurnz
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:34 PM |
Please make another
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:36 PM |
@ unable ur mum
and okay time i will
but idk what clan |
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TimeBurnz
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:36 PM |
foa,asov,fear,jc,td
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:37 PM |
| I doubt the strength of your thrust, care to test on me? |
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Zendone
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:38 PM |
asov pls
a memer not a dreamer ˙ ͜ʟ˙ |
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alexshi
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:48 PM |
all hail the booty destroyer!
Who am I? |
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Wolf_S
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TimeBurnz
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:57 PM |
make another and link here
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| 18 Aug 2016 09:57 PM |
| https://forum.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=196499115 |
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| 14 Sep 2016 11:49 PM |
| So this is what Syft isn't trying to block? |
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| 17 Sep 2016 09:26 PM |
how is he not terminated yet...
Protect your cheeks before I collect your cheeks. ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) |
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