zPeter
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| 18 Aug 2016 07:02 PM |
We, the citizens of Alaska, seek to petition the Government of Alaska to give the controversially-shot Gorilla by the name of Harambe, honorary freedom of the state of Alaska. This would be achieved by a formal ceremony with honor guard, as well as the creation of a grave, and the construction of a statue in another location.
Honorary freedom of the state of Alaska, although powerless in itself, would not extend to any player by the name "Harambe", nor anyone attempting to impersonate our beloved, simply the tragically-killed gorilla.
Signed, The People of Alaska. |
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zPeter
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| 18 Aug 2016 07:04 PM |
Harambe died in Ohio, not in the winter wonderland state.
"Forever and ever, I will hold it dear." |
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DanSokoll
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| 18 Aug 2016 07:05 PM |
Signed, DanSokoll.
DanSokoll |
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K1m
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| 18 Aug 2016 07:09 PM |
The Government of Alaska, hereby denies this. As the graves are sacred to people, whom passed away irl, as members of the State of Alaska prior.
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