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| 16 Aug 2016 10:31 PM |
FIRSTLY WE NEED VOLUNTEERS
ACTION, ADVENTURE, ROMANCE, TRAGEDY, BRILLIANTLY BRUTAL BLOOD & BILE
AND MOREEEEE
ALSO MEDIEVAL AS GUNS ARE FOR LOSERS
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Poelar
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Alex50529
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:33 PM |
| meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Nextly
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:33 PM |
ive starred in a few romantic comedies in my time...
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Baloney
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:34 PM |
k
But make me like the guy with the black hood:https://youtu.be/y4yQioUhk9E?t=27
Duel Swords included. |
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Oshmoo
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:34 PM |
can i be the comic relief character
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:34 PM |
| Baron EditSucking was over viewing his kingdom, watching the people go about their business from the keep, Castle Edited. Suddenly, the head archer runs down, yelling: "M'lord! An invading army is coming from the east!" Edit looked at him and yelled; "Bring me the Captain!" |
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:36 PM |
sure.
☂ grab an umbrella because it's raining salt |
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| 16 Aug 2016 10:49 PM |
Captain Poelar ran up to the keep to meet the Baron. "Lord, it is the Fief of the Flat! Their Captain, Alex50529 is commanding the charge! What are your orders!?" "Assemble the militia and post on the walls! Do not let them in!" Poelar nodded and ran to the barracks.
Down outside of the fort, Captain Alex and his men were burning down the fields and slaughtering the peasants. "Lieutenant!" Alex shouted. Lieutenant Nextly ran to him and asked, "Yes, sir? What do you need, sir?" "Lead a fifth of the army to the gate to distract them, while we go around the other side!" "Aye aye! Of course, Sir!" Nextly shouted, and ran to the camps.
Inside of the town, the Emissary of a Lord, Baloney, was rushed out of the keep with a guard patrol headed by his personal guard; BrandonS677 the Bold. They rode out to the Town of Cow, a vassal of the Baron. They went to the town hall, and waited for the Mayor. "How long will he take?" Baloney asked nervously. The town guard was the size of his personal guard, making him worried. The lack of walls didn't help. "Only a few minutes, maybe an hour, Sir." Brandon replied.
After a few minutes of tapping his foot worried, Baloney stood up and proclaimed, "We must go! This is taking too long!" When suddenly Mayor Oshmoo walked in. "What would you like, Emissary?" He asked. "The captial is being attacked! We need reinforcements!" "Oh. I'm afraid we can't do that.." The Mayor said, then started laughing manically. "We have waited for this for so long! Freedom for our town! I will rule! Guards, arrest these miscreants!"
The town guard surrounded the emissary and his guard, as the patrol had went back to the castle to defend. "Well, only one way out." Brandon drew his rapier. It had a Blacksteel blade with a topaz engraved in the wooden hilt. |
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| 16 Aug 2016 11:01 PM |
At the castle of Fief of the Flat, Lord Stmaarten1778 was talking to his personal scribe and bodyguard, TsundereTon. "We will have that blasted Baron's keep soon! And I'll make you my vassal, Tsund." "Of course, sir." Tsund replied, eyes rolling. "I wonder how the siege is going.." Tsund said.
Back at the Keep, the tactics of Captain Alex were succeeding. They had gotten supply lines cut and many peasants and civilians killed. "They're willing to negotiate, Sir." Lieutenant Nextly said. "Say we want the keep and the Baron." Alex replied. Nextly ran back to the front. When Poelar got the request, "I'd rather fight to the death than give up our keep to these... These snakes!" He shouted. He burned the note before showing it to the Baron. "Get me my sword, men!" A guard ran over and gave him his sword, sheathed in it's Viperskin sheathe. He drew it, revealing the Steel-hilt, Blacksteel blade with an amethyst engraved in the shape of a diamond in the hilt. "I'm sick and tired of this!" He took the elites and ran out into the battle.
Back at the town, the guard surrounded the Emissary and his guard. Brandon with his sword drew, and Baloney with his Jade dagger. "So you're going to fight the inevitable? Fine!" shouted Oshmoo, drawing his silver sword with blacksteel hilt. "I will kill you resistors myself!" |
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| 16 Aug 2016 11:07 PM |
dam this is good,
☂ grab an umbrella because it's raining salt |
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| 16 Aug 2016 11:10 PM |
Then I somehow get a 2nd sword.
Then kill my foe |
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| 16 Aug 2016 11:28 PM |
magic is real but you're not a mage/wizard anyways back to it
Captain Poelar rushed with his guard, charging into Lieutenant Nextly's forces. The guardsmen clashed, many of Nextly's men died in the charge. "What the?!" Nextly exclaimed in surprise, Drawing his axe. "My Axe will protect me..." He muttered, Looking at the Wood and Blacksteel Axe. He rushed at Poelar, screaming, "I'll kill you!" Poelar quickly turns around, pointing his sword at Nextly. He swings at Poelar, knocking the sword out of his hand. "Uh oh..." Poelar mumbled, before running back to the keep, being chased by Nextly.
Back at the town hall, Oshmoo rushed the emissary, stabbing his sword through Baloney's gut. Baloney screamed out in pain, dropping his dagger and falling to the floor. Shocked and enraged by the sudden scream, Brandon swung his sword cleaving 3 of the guards. The other few guards stepped back, shocked by the Bodyguard's skill. "I'll get you for this!" He rushed at the Ex-Mayor, Now-Revolution-Leader Oshmoo. Brandon swung his sword at Oshmoo, who tried to dodge, but it cut his left hand off. Oshmoo screamed out in pain, ordering for the guard to "Kill him with no remorse." after staggering down to the ground. |
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| 17 Aug 2016 03:18 PM |
no SWORDS AND BOWS AND MEDIEVIL STUFF ARE FOR NERDS AND LOOSERS GO TO TEH RP FORUM OP U NOOBLET
NOOT NOOT THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE[OFFTOPICS OFFICAL OFFICER] |
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| 17 Aug 2016 03:19 PM |
| can i be a car that goes fast |
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| 17 Aug 2016 03:34 PM |
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In the ranks of the men sieging the keep, Recruit Le_elliot3246alt was in the front ranks, as a shield bearing spearman. In a 5x5 square with Sergeant Ram_borghini in the center, Ram commanded they rushed the gate. He drew his iron crossbow and shot at the archers on the wall, killing a few of them while charging.
Archer Square_Melon was worried, his fellow soldiers falling around him. When one of his friends was shot right beside him, he fired blankly into the invading men. This hit Recruit Le Elliot in the foot, and he hopped in pain as he tried to pull it out. With the shield wall broken in that part, Square shot an arrow into his back, and Le Elliot fell over, unconscious and possibly dead.
The walls of the keep had been set aflame, allowing Lieutenant Nextly and his forces to enter the town. They overwhelmed the guard, but Captain Poelar was nowhere to be seen. Captain Poelar was in the barracks, taking an average sword. "This is what I've been forced to do." He muttered angrily before rushing out into the fight.
Brandon easily overpowered the town guard, slaughtering them all. He looked at Oshmoo and said, "You will pay for your crimes." He then stabbed the sword into his leg, causing Oshmoo to be immobile and to scream in pain. Brandon went to help Baloney when many of the townsfolk came in, mostly saying "Thank you for releasing us from his tyranny!". Some peasants kicked Oshmoo, causing the Ex-Mayor to cough up blood and cry. Some others went to help Baloney. The rest just left.
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