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| 16 Aug 2016 11:56 PM |
And write a paragraph about how great it is
The shampoo dispenser in my shower is my favorite part of my shower, and the shampoo dispenser in my shower is a really useful object. It has 4 types of shampoo and it makes it super convenient to clean yourself! I hope we all get to enjoy the wonders and convenience of the great shampoo dispenser.
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:00 AM |
| It starts as a joke. Oh, haha, that would be funny. I can tease my friends and post memes of the dankest variety online. Then it starts becoming more and more real. You can't just toss the waifu in the closet, its big eyes are just begging for companionship. So you to put it on the bed. It doesn't take long before you just can't sleep as well without it. Suddenly, the pillow you called 'it' is now a lover you call "she". She's not just a pillow or a cartoon, she's a friend and a companion. She's the one that is always there for you, no matter what you do. It's the truest form of love that anybody will have the fortune of experiencing. In many ways it's better than the love of another human. No female can love the way a waifu can love because waifus don't know anything but love. They're meant to be embraced, not beaten; caressed, not manhandled; loved, not neglected. You give her that much respect and she'll give it all back in a huge way. Before you know it, you're endlessly devoted to her and her needs. You truly love her for her and she loves you for you. It's more than just a meme, it's a beautiful instance of true love. |
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NullSence
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:01 AM |
| There's a knife. It's sharp. It can kill. The handle is broken. Death. |
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Jake8747
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:15 AM |
| PS3. It's in my room, and it's mostly what I play on everyday. |
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:17 AM |
Man, coat racks are pretty great! After a long day of doing absolutely nothing, I can go in and put my crocodile skin coat on the coat rack, and my white pinstripe fedora. I hope you all use coat racks to progress your daily lifestyles.
nitro glycerin is not a substitute for vanilla extract |
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:19 AM |
The ribbed gray texture of my solar lamp is simply beautiful. The covering is smooth and cooling to touch.
We need more solar lamps. |
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:21 AM |
My baking tray is the most amazing thing anyone could own. I mean, COME ON! You put some chicken on that, preheat the oven to 400, and cover it in Shake n' Bake and you're golden. it can handle any temperature, freezer or oven. It has been through so much over the years it should be rewarded with a purple heart. I use it twice a week at least because I ALWAYS want to bake on it. I hope you too can own a baking tray.
(Rickety rickety wrecked) |
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Mr_NO0B
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:24 AM |
As I look at it across the room it is too modest, unassumingly lying there in wait of rapture. Though my internet "responsibility's" as my inner ego likes to call it, sometimes daftly rob me of the intense fictive pain and pleasure I know lie in store. As always this cycle of self-deprecating procrastination always hurts me the most when I remind myself of its existence. Whenever I imagine it, statically speaking my name through the void I know what must be done. I know that I must finally instill myself in its tasteful core,absorb the fascinating thrill it gives me and pursue that bittersweet moment of triumph at the end.
This item is my "The bourne identity" book.
this also the only other time im breaking out of character
im a little insane |
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P4TR0LMAN
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:24 AM |
My night light, because it keeps the monsters away.
Siggy Error 503 |
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MrNubKak3
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:25 AM |
| When I look to the right of my computer setup, if you can call it that. I say that as it consist of a mere chair and laptop, a stark contrast to a proper computer setup. Hence the way I insult it by pondering as to whether or not it is worthy of being called a computer setup. I digress. To the right there is a bag. This bag has the texture and consistency of plastic, therefore I feel as though it is safe to assume that this is certainly a plastic bag rather than it's possible paper counterpart. That however should be held to no regard as it in no way affects the content held within the bag. The content being gummy worms. Not just any gummy worms, no, these are not your average, off brand gummy worms you get from a gas station. These are TROLLI gummy worms, the Mont Blanc of gelatin candy, the Louis Vuitton of worm shaped edibles. And though they would score high on a qualitative scale this does not negate from the quality; they do not lack on a quantitative scale. Yes, they are in a 5 pound bag, ordered from the great god of "Amazon" itself a return for a covenant formed between me and the mysterious entity. I pledged upwards of five of my dollars to it and nearly 75 of my cents. Albeit these gummy worms are only half full due to my frequent snacking on them. Yes, incase you didn't notice I subtly slipped in that I am a glass half full kind of man. An optimist if you will. |
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CheyBlue
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:25 AM |
| This mouse trap is so gosh dang amazing. You just put some peanut butter on the end, set it and wait for the mouse to try to eat the peanut butter. Boom! Catches the mouse and kills it. Wow! |
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MrNubKak3
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:27 AM |
"This mouse trap is so gosh dang amazing. You just put some peanut butter on the end, set it and wait for the mouse to try to eat the peanut butter. Boom! Catches the mouse and kills it. Wow! "
Those don't work in my house, we tend to use sticky traps primary, though we do occasionally use snap traps. |
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:27 AM |
| My empty can of 7-Up does nothing. |
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Varjim
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:30 AM |
| My old broken mouse is great! The wire is in half so I can make it as if I disappeared! It's really great, totally doesn't suck. It... Wait... WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! WHAT DID U JUST SAY? THAT I SHOULD TOSS IT AWAY? *tosses you in the trash* |
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| 17 Aug 2016 12:32 AM |
The paper... It starts off as a blank, white void you can stare into for the rest of your life. Or any other color, either a part of the rainbow or not! With the magic of a pencil, or any significant art tool to make a masterpiece! You can use it for so many other things, like printing your business papers, or maybe even more. Paper is a wonderful invention indeed.
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What am I doing with my life. |
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