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| 15 Aug 2016 11:33 PM |
would you feel ashamed
would you cry like a little wuss
I know I would
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:37 PM |
tbh I'd be too embarrassed to leave the house
just knowing I got #flexedon would be too humiliating to live with
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:44 PM |
At first, I'd think nothing of it. Oh, sure, what's the big deal, right? All that happened as that I got flexed on. Nothing big, it doesn't affect me in any major way, just a minor inconvenience in my day. But that's where I was so, so very wrong. That flex would be the bane of my existence, the bane of my very being and soul and heart and whatever spiritually mixed organ you could name. It would end me. I would wake up to my alarm going off, as per usual. But when I tried to shut it off, it just kept going with some invisible and undying stare at me as though it knew what had happened and would see it through that I knew it as it did. But I didn't care. I just left it and walked off to work, food bar in hand. I tried to open the bar, but it couldn't tear. Again, nothing big, I just threw it into the neighbourhood refugee camp. However, upon crossing the street I noticed not a single car. Usually, my street is bustling with activity, but today, nothing. Nonetheless, I got off and walked to work. When I arrived, it too was empty. There was nothing and no one. I couldn't hear or see a single living soul in the entire building. And make no mistake, I work in a large building. I went to my desk, sat down at my computer, and started working away. The entire day went by swiftly, but still quietly. Not a single man or woman entered the building that entire day. I thought to myself, "Was it a holiday todaY?" however even that didn't explain a null presence of cars on the road. I did the reverse of what I did this morning, and walked backwards to my house. Again, no cars, no people, nothing. When I looked at the refugee camp, the bar I threw STILL hadn't been eaten. I knew at this point something had happened. What exactly, though, I knew not. Nonetheless, I walked straight into my house, and slammed the door swiftly shut. Among the oddities today, the greatest relief was that the alarm clock had stopped. But, to my surprise, as I approach my room it was gone. Had someone been in my house? I haven't an idea of what could have happened. Was it a prank? What was happening today?! I walk over to my TV in the main room, but to my very disgust, there it is. My alarm clock. With arms and legs and a torso to boot. Eyes, too. They stared at me and I to them. What did I do? Nothing. I just waited. It walked over to me but in this very moment I was more paralyzed with fear than with anything else in my life. I just stood as it towered over me. It but its arm above me, and it flexed. It flexed on me with its giant arm. Then, its arm began a descent. A descent onto ME, my body. It slammed me into the ground and I was pinned, entirely helpless. Even now I couldn't fight for the fear at been at its hardest. What now?! What here?! It flexed. It flexed on me. And its arm impaled me as it flexed. And thus it was, I lie. I lie in pain and agony as it flexed on me. I don't want to be flexed on anymore. Lying here, I know that now.
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:48 PM |
@GuestIy
You shoulda flexed broh
That's what happens when you don't flex in the #flexzone
You get #flexedon
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:49 PM |
I can't! I couldn't have! There was nothing me and my scrawny arms could have done! I was and am forever helpless to flexing!
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:50 PM |
| I would compliment the flexer. |
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:52 PM |
there's nothing wrong about mirin' brah
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:53 PM |
@jager
A counter flex?
Ohhhhh that could tear holes in the fabric of reality
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:56 PM |
But what if the three of us all pool together our flexing? What would that do?
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:58 PM |
A triple flex? Legend says that could either destroy the universe or open a wormhole to a parallel one
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:58 PM |
| the madder the gains the more the mirers |
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| 15 Aug 2016 11:59 PM |
It would be worth the risk
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| 16 Aug 2016 12:00 AM |
flex back and make the shame go to him
get OUT |
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