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| 13 Aug 2016 05:24 PM |
what's your first move
a. sit b. sit c. sit
d. become sentient |
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| 13 Aug 2016 05:26 PM |
you became sentient, and now have powers to fly
what do you do?
a. fly outta the house b. keep sitting c. go spook the dog d. eat bacon |
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| 13 Aug 2016 05:29 PM |
you escape out of the open window in the house. it was 10pm, and the moon was shining. you are in the street...
what do you do next?
a. cross the road b. keep flying c. spook the homeless man over there d. wait till morning |
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| 13 Aug 2016 05:32 PM |
you gently nudge the homeless man at the local walmart. the man gives a slight groan, and opens his eyes. he sees a teddy bear flailing its arms around him. the man gives a loud scream and has a heart attack.
what do you do?
a. bury the body b. fly away c. sound the alarm d. steal the man's stuff |
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| 13 Aug 2016 05:38 PM |
since you were so shocked by your actions, you lie next to the man's body. the body was found the next day and you were given to the goodwill. you were somewhat in a clean-ish state, so you were bought by an old lady. the lady takes you to her house and begins knit you a shirt.
what do you do? (freestyle)
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