lazatoy
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| 11 Aug 2016 11:42 PM |
When I think of excellent, original games that are definitely worth your time but won't suck you in no matter what, one game comes to mind: Phantom Forces.
The narrative is so deep (up it's-), and the character of the player is both intriguing and tragic, as he/she dies... thousands and thousands of times.
The gameplay is by far the best part. Instead of actually playing the game, you're tasked with sitting around and hoping that you don't get killed, because moving at all will get you spawned kill... quickly and instantly!
10/10 GOTY for all years
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lazatoy
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| 11 Aug 2016 11:43 PM |
Oh, and I forgot to review the DLC: Spam Mail!
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lazatoy
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| 11 Aug 2016 11:47 PM |
By far, the best part of the new DLC for Phantom Forces is the fact that it's not something that you get while playing the game!
After playing the game, you're rewarded with a constant stream of fresh and excellently written messages by legitimate people asking you to join their bland grey and stupid war groups.
Easily, a 10/10
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Jhgnomey
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| 11 Aug 2016 11:48 PM |
| Semi generic, to be honest. |
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lazatoy
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| 11 Aug 2016 11:49 PM |
In case you were to lazy to read my block of text, this review is satirical! There is nothing too great about PF.
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Jhgnomey
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| 11 Aug 2016 11:50 PM |
| Opinions, though. Forgot to say that! |
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lazatoy
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lazatoy
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Ajaxurus
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| 12 Aug 2016 02:35 PM |
| the game is bad, nuff saed dood |
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SCBOLBOY
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| 12 Aug 2016 02:36 PM |
crossroads is goty for all years
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zura123
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| 12 Aug 2016 02:38 PM |
these reviews reminds me of a certain oter
keep it up
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DerpyChar
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| 12 Aug 2016 02:39 PM |
1/10
its boring after about 3 hours of playing it in total
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lazatoy
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| 12 Aug 2016 02:51 PM |
Again, if you actually READ the review, you'd know it's not serious... AT ALL!
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