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| 18 Feb 2016 02:39 PM |
| Gotta new doubledecker couch, come sit down. |
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Reisfeldz
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| 18 Feb 2016 02:42 PM |
A rice-farming tractor drives along, stopping behind the couch.
"Ey b0ss." Reisfeldz greets, in his Royal Internet Celebrations Entity uniform, which consisted of attire that was cloned from papa Franku's rice fields clothes.
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Histcarp
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| 18 Feb 2016 03:03 PM |
| Histcarp would take a seat on the couch, looking around at the others and giving a nod of acknowledgement to them. She'd then open up her laptop and begin to rapidly type on it. |
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Reisfeldz
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| 18 Feb 2016 03:03 PM |
"So uh... I think we've had about four of this thread now?" Reis, I mean I asked. Maybe speaking in first person is a better idea... nah, third person is better, Reis thinks.
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| 18 Feb 2016 03:10 PM |
"Third person is good... Not odd at all!" I say as the couch comes alive. "Let's names him... Mr Pringles Jr." |
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Reisfeldz
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| 18 Feb 2016 03:11 PM |
Reis stared profoundly, and drives his tractor off of what now happens to be a camera pointed at the couch from the front, before Reis comes back and kicks the couch in the lower compartment.
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| 18 Feb 2016 03:20 PM |
*The couch screams as it hurls itself into the bathroom bunker* "Awkward..." I say as I hide in the couch cushions. |
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| 18 Feb 2016 04:08 PM |
| Dark watched from the attic door. "Please let me come down." |
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| 18 Feb 2016 07:54 PM |
| "Well this is interesting" I say. |
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| 18 Feb 2016 08:22 PM |
| I walk in. "Hai guys!" I scream. |
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| 18 Feb 2016 08:25 PM |
| I walk in, sit on the double decker couch and I say, "Would any of you like to listen to the life of pablo?" |
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| 18 Feb 2016 08:27 PM |
| "Eh,nothing better to do with my life!" I say. |
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| 18 Feb 2016 08:32 PM |
I run into the area where the doubledecker couch is. "COUCHES ARE AGAINST MY RELIGION", I scream as I take a baseball bat lined with spikes and start smashing the couch, unaware of the people on the couch. |
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| 18 Feb 2016 08:36 PM |
"All of you please die" Well,it looks like someone needs a hug! |
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Reisfeldz
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| 19 Feb 2016 06:53 AM |
Reis' tractor suddenly comes onscreen and attempts to run over Lilly.
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| 19 Feb 2016 06:57 AM |
I play The Life of Pablo.
"This is fine" I say. |
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| 19 Feb 2016 08:18 AM |
"THIS WILL NOT RESURRECT!" The couch explodes |
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| 19 Feb 2016 08:20 AM |
| I stand there. I try to grab pieces of the couch as it explodes. |
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Reisfeldz
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| 19 Feb 2016 09:59 AM |
Reis runs in circles. "MY GOD THESE THREADS ARE ALWAYS SO UNEXPECTEDLY CRAZY!"
Suddenly, a tie fighter emerges, torpedoing into the chaos as the pilot exclaims ALLALALALALALALALA
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| 19 Feb 2016 02:29 PM |
*The couch reforms, becoming even more upgraded Including: Coolers inside the seats, A reclinable TV, and cup holders*
"Well this is becoming a good lil' show!" |
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| 19 Feb 2016 02:49 PM |
Dark is still at the attic door.
"I said can I come out now? The Raccoons are demanding more food, and I don't have much blood left in my fingers." |
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| 19 Feb 2016 02:57 PM |
A freight train comes along.
A freight container tips the couch over and damages it.
Blue Pill Or Red Pill, Meh. Not interested into going to The Matrix |
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Reisfeldz
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| 19 Feb 2016 03:38 PM |
The Tie Fighter crashes into Reis' tractor, causing an explosion that burns everyone (incl. the couch) in the vicinity. "NOOOOO! MY BABY!" Reis cries, falling to his knees and doing those typical TV show crying actions, including smashing his face into the ground and holding the top of his head.
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