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| 09 Aug 2016 04:45 PM |
| i will absolutely destroy you. i will end your life in the most painful way possible. i will invent new ways to hurt you, most of them involving blunt silverware such as spoons and butter-spreading knives. when i get done with you, your own mother will not recognize you even though you will be on her doorstep in a dozen and a half pickle jars, with your remains preserved expertly on the inside. years from now, when some sort of civilization-ending event occurs, your long-dead mother's home will be raided by people looking for food, and they will mistakenly eat the well-preserved pieces of you because they thought it was some sort of pickled food. ill make you wish you were never born |
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Colume
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| 09 Aug 2016 04:45 PM |
Am I the only one that thought HillBilliards' reply was kinky af?
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| 09 Aug 2016 04:51 PM |
| i will defeat you in a sword duel, but not kill you. i will burn your injured body alive, and then i will use your ashes to fertilize an apple tree. i will wait 55 years, only eating one apple off of the tree every year on the anniversary of this day, the day that you shamed me. at the end of those 55 years, i will chop down the tree and hire someone to build a coffin out of it. i will find a descendant of yours and bury them alive in the coffin, and then plant another apple tree on top of it before i die peacefully, surrounded by my loved ones |
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| 09 Aug 2016 04:52 PM |
| I'll overflow your roots with water! |
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| 09 Aug 2016 04:56 PM |
| im going to wait until a travelling circus comes to town then i will break every bone in both of your legs and feet and then force you to compete against me in a footrace. after you cross the finish line i will make you lay down on the ground and begin adding weights to your chest. every 3 minutes i will put another ten pounds on top of you until you can no longer breathe, and i will continue adding weight until your ribcage collapses. after that i will get the large cats that the circus has in cages to devour you, and then i will purchase the cats and take them to a tropical island so myself and a group of experienced hunters can kill them for sport |
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| 09 Aug 2016 05:03 PM |
"after that i will get the large cats that the circus has in cages to devour you, and then i will purchase the cats and take them to a tropical island so myself and a group of experienced hunters can kill them for sport"
excuse me
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