Eddy475
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| 03 Aug 2016 06:49 PM |
The dirty little creatures are a vile product of natural selection. They are the most overrated and annoying creature to ever exist. Even if they're far from being deadly, venomous, poisonous, biologically filthy, and radioactive they are everywhere and they are bringing the internet to its knees. Foxes are also responsible for other terrible things such as furries, mass genocide against chickens, the harvest of our human worm babies, and a lot of weeaboos. To make it worse, they are treated like deities among some people as if they were the center of some unofficial religion, they were built on ancient monoliths as if they were messengers of the divine, and their "cuteness" is sickeningly their greatest.
They will cheat, lie, mislead, and deceive in order to get what they want, and they never get what's coming to them! I feel that they're simply a high IQ version of Season 7+ Patrick Star (except Patrick Star was and always will be awesome as he only does it out of stupidity). |
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Roberate
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| 03 Aug 2016 06:50 PM |
"They will cheat, lie, mislead, and deceive in order to get what they want, and they never get what's coming to them!"
They're like politicians, but not as vocal.
Noot-noot |
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Ninths
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| 03 Aug 2016 06:52 PM |
@iam "vocal" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4
i identify as a counter strike and i find this globally offensive |
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Eddy475
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| 03 Aug 2016 06:56 PM |
| Can I use your sig? I find it funny. |
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| 03 Aug 2016 06:56 PM |
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4"
I stand by what I said.
Nootnoot |
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Eddy475
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| 03 Aug 2016 07:11 PM |
If I could ever develop, my first game would just be killing foxes with well animated movesets that involved brutally murdering them in the most bloody, painful, and violent ways. No other game would be a better stress reliever.
Well, I guess I can just get Skyrim and a few mods for it and be able to kill the foxes and fox people. (Err... Go on a mass Genocide/Great Purge) |
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| 03 Aug 2016 07:22 PM |
woah there friend you might need to slow down |
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dabs_suck
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Eddy475
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| 03 Aug 2016 07:32 PM |
I DON'T NEED TO SLOW DOWN FRIEND!
NNNRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHHHHHHHHHHH TRIGGERRRRRRRED!!!! |
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| 03 Aug 2016 07:33 PM |
| OMG STUPID NOOB FOXES ARE THE BEST FOXY IS MY BAE <3 |
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Eddy475
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| 03 Aug 2016 07:44 PM |
| I hope you're joking. I hope your username is a joke. Or else I'm going to start bleeding from every single pore and hole in my body from all the AIDs and cancer I'm gonna get. |
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marshsay
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Eddy475
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| 03 Aug 2016 07:52 PM |
I knew the world was ending by the time Zootopia came out. I now prophesize that a movie all about foxes will come out. And within a month after the movie's release, the world will end. How? I don't know.
You're a wizard Harry! |
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Eddy475
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| 04 Aug 2016 12:23 AM |
I want attention.
You're a wizard Harry! |
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| 04 Aug 2016 12:25 AM |
aw foxes (and deer) are my favorite animal(s) <3 the more domesticated ones are sweethearts. idk why you are bothered by a natural predator doing its thing in the wild though didn't even know that the internet was obsessed with them but that's exciting |
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Eddy475
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| 04 Aug 2016 07:13 PM |
I'd buy them to dump gasoline on them and then burn them inside cages but (-cough- mimicry voice - cough-) that's illegal.
You're a wizard Harry! |
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