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Re: TODAY WAS BEST DAY EVER (STORY TIME)

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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 04:38 AM
Wake up this morning feeling confident
I ask this easy 8.5/10 girl if she wanted to see a movie
She surprisingly says yes
We get to the movies and sit down
I don't know what to do since my palms are sweaty (moms spaghetti) and I don't know if I want to hold her hand yet
Movie ends and I didnt make a move cause I suk at life
We go to her house
Turn on dat neet flicks
(Heheheheh)
We're all alone watching scary movie 3
I decide to move in, so I scootch close to her
I nonchalantly move my hand by hers
She holds it
RipPantsIjustPoopedInthem
Small talk
Silence for 30 seconds
Ok ok ok time to make my move
Hey uhhh.. [name].. Uh.. I have something to tell you
"What?"
I..uh..i..i like you......a lot...yea
(Wow that sounded bad)
"Oh really? Wow! Me too!"
You know... I think we would be great together...
(Omg i rushed it)
She just smiles and gets closer and says, "me too"
omlomloml shes amazing
I know what's coming next, i've watched enough romance in my life
Booom! On the lips
Lasts for 3 seconds feels like 20
Wow.
"Yea, wow."
Some other talk and finally we finish the movie
I hug her goodbye and come home at 11 pm and think about life
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HEELEdge is not online. HEELEdge
Joined: 24 Jan 2014
Total Posts: 278
03 Aug 2016 04:39 AM
then at 0 am the guy suicides because he wanted
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PLABS is not online. PLABS
Joined: 16 Apr 2011
Total Posts: 4156
03 Aug 2016 04:39 AM
haha no get out ur family is dead
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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 04:40 AM
Aw
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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 04:46 AM
i bump cause I want attention pls notice me
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playerasmentos3 is not online. playerasmentos3
Joined: 29 Nov 2015
Total Posts: 24643
03 Aug 2016 04:47 AM
Feels like a joke
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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 04:48 AM
@player
IKR
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hopleessly is not online. hopleessly
Joined: 09 Oct 2013
Total Posts: 224
03 Aug 2016 04:48 AM
hope this is not a joke but HOLY THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOUVE MADE IT FAR IN LIFE
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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 04:53 AM
I cut out a lot of parts so it wouldn't be too long, i just put in the juciy parts even tho ai made it seem like it all happened at once
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ralftrol is not online. ralftrol
Joined: 08 Apr 2013
Total Posts: 8528
03 Aug 2016 04:55 AM
as i read the first line
i thought
this was a Jacob satarious Sweatshirt copy paste
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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 04:56 AM
@ral
Holy crap he's onto me
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iiLava_Bucket is not online. iiLava_Bucket
Joined: 01 Nov 2013
Total Posts: 283
03 Aug 2016 04:57 AM
I got a story;Once apon a time there was an ugly person was so ugly that everyone died!The end.
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MadiPoops is not online. MadiPoops
Joined: 19 Mar 2011
Total Posts: 1894
03 Aug 2016 04:58 AM
Nice, I've never had a girlfriend and I'm 25...























Foreveralone
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treverthegreat1337 is not online. treverthegreat1337
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Total Posts: 856
03 Aug 2016 04:59 AM
Good for you hopefully you will have more better days
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Ma_tthew is not online. Ma_tthew
Joined: 24 Jul 2016
Total Posts: 364
03 Aug 2016 05:13 AM
Yeah? Eh kid, we can't all be as alpha as me.

-Wake up at 12:30 in dumpster near main st.
-Grab brown bag of the good stuff next to me (I didn't suck-that-man--off for nothin' ya know?)
-Pull some febreeze out of my left pocket
-"Hey, deodorant's expensive."
-Find a nice inner city alley to sit in
-Open bag, puff puff
-The smell is noxious but the high is great
-Wake up face down 3 hours later
-See a beta walking a girl home from a movie theater
*oh yea dis my opportunity*
-Sneak up on unassuming couple
-Beta too scared to look girl in the eyes, he looks away
-"Hey... I just wondered if... uh"
-She looks uninterested as he tries to form a coherent sentence to her
-I grab the girl, scalp her in a matter of minutes and join back up with the boy
- "Yeah I would love to netfilx 'n' chill."
-The beta didn't notice my voice somehow had gone from that of a thirteen year old women to an eighty year old black man's
-skip to her house, watchin netflix
-this beta says "Let's watch scary movie three!"
-I muster up all the strength I can to punch him in the side of the head
-"That was the ga-y-est suggestion you could've come up with. I'd tell you to drink bleach but I don't think quaaludes mix too well with clorox."
-I turn on the cosby show
-Funniest show I've ever seen if I'm honest
-His slumped over, semi-conscious body still shocked from the initial punch says, "I... Like... You..."
-I grab his drink, pop some cosbyludes in, and hand it to him.
-Yeah I like you too, now drink up.
-I put him on his hands and knees
-PREPARE FOR THE NINE--INCH CL-IT BOI
-He screams but says something about how he's going to brag on roblox
-okee

>mfw he walks home happy that he was just hot cosby'd

At least I know I won't be around in 40 years when he realizes what happened.


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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 05:14 AM
@ma_
I dont remember that part
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refocused is not online. refocused
Joined: 12 Jul 2014
Total Posts: 1214
03 Aug 2016 05:22 AM
is this a true story
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1iass is not online. 1iass
Joined: 15 Jul 2016
Total Posts: 2849
03 Aug 2016 05:24 AM
Wake up in my bed in my trashed aparment
Go out since it school today
Walk over sidewalk as I spot 10/10 grill
Fall when im about to enter the sidewalk again
Grill captures me
I say thank you quietly
We both look in eachothers eyes
I close my eyes and kiss her
Open my eyes
Laying in hospital


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YaWeyWey is not online. YaWeyWey
Joined: 29 May 2010
Total Posts: 1693
03 Aug 2016 05:25 AM
i once dated this grill named george foreman
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Ma_tthew is not online. Ma_tthew
Joined: 24 Jul 2016
Total Posts: 364
03 Aug 2016 05:32 AM
@Ya,

That's what the quaaludes do boii.


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