YaWeyWey
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:38 AM |
Wake up this morning feeling confident I ask this easy 8.5/10 girl if she wanted to see a movie She surprisingly says yes We get to the movies and sit down I don't know what to do since my palms are sweaty (moms spaghetti) and I don't know if I want to hold her hand yet Movie ends and I didnt make a move cause I suk at life We go to her house Turn on dat neet flicks (Heheheheh) We're all alone watching scary movie 3 I decide to move in, so I scootch close to her I nonchalantly move my hand by hers She holds it RipPantsIjustPoopedInthem Small talk Silence for 30 seconds Ok ok ok time to make my move Hey uhhh.. [name].. Uh.. I have something to tell you "What?" I..uh..i..i like you......a lot...yea (Wow that sounded bad) "Oh really? Wow! Me too!" You know... I think we would be great together... (Omg i rushed it) She just smiles and gets closer and says, "me too" omlomloml shes amazing I know what's coming next, i've watched enough romance in my life Booom! On the lips Lasts for 3 seconds feels like 20 Wow. "Yea, wow." Some other talk and finally we finish the movie I hug her goodbye and come home at 11 pm and think about life |
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HEELEdge
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| Joined: 24 Jan 2014 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:39 AM |
| then at 0 am the guy suicides because he wanted |
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PLABS
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| Joined: 16 Apr 2011 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:39 AM |
| haha no get out ur family is dead |
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YaWeyWey
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YaWeyWey
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| Joined: 29 May 2010 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:46 AM |
| i bump cause I want attention pls notice me |
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YaWeyWey
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:48 AM |
| hope this is not a joke but HOLY THATS WHEN YOU KNOW YOUVE MADE IT FAR IN LIFE |
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YaWeyWey
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:53 AM |
| I cut out a lot of parts so it wouldn't be too long, i just put in the juciy parts even tho ai made it seem like it all happened at once |
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ralftrol
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| Joined: 08 Apr 2013 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:55 AM |
as i read the first line i thought this was a Jacob satarious Sweatshirt copy paste |
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YaWeyWey
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:56 AM |
@ral Holy crap he's onto me |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:57 AM |
| I got a story;Once apon a time there was an ugly person was so ugly that everyone died!The end. |
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MadiPoops
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| Joined: 19 Mar 2011 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:58 AM |
Nice, I've never had a girlfriend and I'm 25...
Foreveralone |
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| 03 Aug 2016 04:59 AM |
| Good for you hopefully you will have more better days |
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Ma_tthew
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| Joined: 24 Jul 2016 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 05:13 AM |
Yeah? Eh kid, we can't all be as alpha as me.
-Wake up at 12:30 in dumpster near main st. -Grab brown bag of the good stuff next to me (I didn't suck-that-man--off for nothin' ya know?) -Pull some febreeze out of my left pocket -"Hey, deodorant's expensive." -Find a nice inner city alley to sit in -Open bag, puff puff -The smell is noxious but the high is great -Wake up face down 3 hours later -See a beta walking a girl home from a movie theater *oh yea dis my opportunity* -Sneak up on unassuming couple -Beta too scared to look girl in the eyes, he looks away -"Hey... I just wondered if... uh" -She looks uninterested as he tries to form a coherent sentence to her -I grab the girl, scalp her in a matter of minutes and join back up with the boy - "Yeah I would love to netfilx 'n' chill." -The beta didn't notice my voice somehow had gone from that of a thirteen year old women to an eighty year old black man's -skip to her house, watchin netflix -this beta says "Let's watch scary movie three!" -I muster up all the strength I can to punch him in the side of the head -"That was the ga-y-est suggestion you could've come up with. I'd tell you to drink bleach but I don't think quaaludes mix too well with clorox." -I turn on the cosby show -Funniest show I've ever seen if I'm honest -His slumped over, semi-conscious body still shocked from the initial punch says, "I... Like... You..." -I grab his drink, pop some cosbyludes in, and hand it to him. -Yeah I like you too, now drink up. -I put him on his hands and knees -PREPARE FOR THE NINE--INCH CL-IT BOI -He screams but says something about how he's going to brag on roblox -okee
>mfw he walks home happy that he was just hot cosby'd
At least I know I won't be around in 40 years when he realizes what happened.
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YaWeyWey
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| Joined: 29 May 2010 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 05:14 AM |
@ma_ I dont remember that part |
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refocused
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1iass
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| Joined: 15 Jul 2016 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 05:24 AM |
Wake up in my bed in my trashed aparment Go out since it school today Walk over sidewalk as I spot 10/10 grill Fall when im about to enter the sidewalk again Grill captures me I say thank you quietly We both look in eachothers eyes I close my eyes and kiss her Open my eyes Laying in hospital
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YaWeyWey
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| Joined: 29 May 2010 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 05:25 AM |
| i once dated this grill named george foreman |
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Ma_tthew
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| Joined: 24 Jul 2016 |
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| 03 Aug 2016 05:32 AM |
@Ya,
That's what the quaaludes do boii.
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