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| 29 Jul 2016 08:12 AM |
It was an average Monday for most people. However not for Ace. Little did he know today he would meet the woman of his dreams. *BEEP* *BEEP*. His alarm shrieked and burst his eardrums, leaving a bloody mess upon his 78 year old antique bed sheets. He began to yell 'MUM!! HELP MY EARDRUMS HAVE BURST AND I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!'. His mother replied 'That's nice son, now get your ass down and have breakfast.' So Ace did what his mother said and stumbled down the stairs to have breakfast. 'Mmmm wood shavings and vomit flavoured milk, my favorite.' He then proceeded to lift the bowl, tipping the revolting mixture down his throat. You could hear as the shavings rustled down his neck-pipe, pushing down the erupting puke that was forced down by the milk. Slowly Ace wiped his mouth and threw up in the bin and then finally went off to school. Ace got on the bus. There was one spare seat. Next to a FEMALE. Ace slowly walked towards the seat and then quickly sat down. As he did so the bus bounced up and down under his weight. Everybody laughed but Ace did not care, he was cool online. He looked to his left towards the girl. And the girl looked back. 'Hey, I'm Red' the girl exclaimed. 'You look utterly disgusting but I'm totally into that gosh KISS ME, I LOVE YOU'. Then she quickly grabbed onto Ace's shirt and dragged him up towards he and from there she kissed him for 43 hours straight, missing 2 days of school. Both of them got arrested and executed for missing school which was kinda tragic but it just goes to show you shouldn't kiss people for 43 hours. The end.
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