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| 27 Jul 2016 01:16 PM |
Along time ago in the fantastical fairy land of New York City, fat women in tight clothing and extremely buff men in suits walk the streets. It was a great time in the New York, because NYC GOT SWAG DAWG! Burritos were also on sale, because people love burritos.
One day, there was a young teenage boy named Joey Jaja, he dressed in goth clothing and listened to very emo music. He was also attacked by a bunch of angry fat and muscular guys named the bulls, who like to eat Yogurt and dance to vaporwave. In a fit of rage, he attacked them and defeated them by putting them in girly princess dresses.
It was funny, to him anyway, and they ran away like babies covered in tapioca. After Jaja walked back home, he saw his massive girlfriend eating his fridge. He grabbed her and danced. But then he was crushed and his face became a taco. He ran out of the house with a black sweater and ketchup, he covered himself in ketchup and became EpicBro, all thanks to his girlfriend.
And now he fights the monsters and chews bubblegum, HE LOVES BUBBLEGUM! pls like and subscribe this is my first creepypaste
watch out for epicbro |
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