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| 18 Jul 2016 06:54 PM |
So you're sitting at your computer not really doing anything WHEN...
...nothing happens. Ha! You thought something awesome was about to occur!
See, I, the narrator, have special powers like that. Like, dude, it's so cliche to have something boring happening in a story, and then, out of the blue, something crazy! But not today. Ha!
Hey, okay, calm down. Alright, jeez! Sorry, okay?...
...God...
WHOA! What are you doing...? Hey, don't---don't shoot!
Listen, I'm sorry, okay? You just need to calm doPOW!
*falls to the ground*
Great, now you have no narrator. What will you do?!
(I'm his substitute, FYI.)
A. Shoot yourself B. ... C. I dunno. There's no narrator so cool choices can't come up. |
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lien587
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| 18 Jul 2016 06:56 PM |
| "I NARRATE MY OWN LIFE!" I put the gun to my head and pull the trigger, instantly killing me. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 06:57 PM |
B
[hello from the other side of the screen] |
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| 18 Jul 2016 07:12 PM |
You bring the gun to your head and pull the trigger, and after that you see nothing but blackness. You then do ....
A. ... B. ... C. ... D. ... ... Z. Wake up! WAKE UP |
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| 18 Jul 2016 07:14 PM |
Z.
...Oh, wait. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. "Z" means for "Sleeping". HA HA. FUNNY. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 07:50 PM |
You wake up. You're in A....
...normal bed.
Ohhh, it was all a dream! Darn...narrator, messing with you!
Anyways, you get out of the bed and walk down the hallway, when you hear a creak. THE FOUNDATION OF THE HOUSE SNAPS AND YOU START TUMBLING DOWN A HILL!
You run to the porch and look down the dirt hill, recently cleared of trees. Wait...what the?
Look, it's Pruz! Right in the path of the house! And he's drunk on ranton!
He gasps and says "Ohhh, lok11. ivt's meself, masef nd de molde!11,one"
You have no idea what he just said!
So much action!
You're about to tumble into him and run him over! And below you all, at the bottom of the hill, lies a crowded superhighway!
A. Hey! Pruz! B. EXPLODE C. Snatch Pruz's ranton out of his hand and rescue him! DRAMA D. . . . . . . |
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| 18 Jul 2016 07:51 PM |
B
[hello from the other side of the screen] |
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| 18 Jul 2016 07:54 PM |
You grab the nearest H.E.L.P (High Explosive Launch Propellant), insert it into your M.D.D (Mass Destruction Device) and then fire it directly at the ground below you, having said "NUKE GUN!" before doing so!
The entire house implodes and Pruz is blown straight down to the road. You get launched out and land on his head, breaking his last glass of ranton. Awww.
WAIT...PURRING'S DRIVING HER CAR AND SHE DOESN'T SEE YOU AND SHE'S ABOUT TO RUN YOU OVER! AHHH
A. PURRING AAAA B. R.I.P C. Get up, walk away slowly, and let Pruz die |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:03 PM |
You, covered in burns and ash, get up and limp away quickly. Purring glances at you unusually as you go by and then BAM! HER CAR SWERVES OFF THE ROAD. AN INCOMING LORIE SMASHES INTO HER AND A HUGE PILE-UP OCCURS, FINAL DESTINATION STYLE.
And one last explosion ensures that Pruz is dederino.
A. Laugh at his remains! M. Stamp on his ashes! Q. STOP BEING MORBID FOR ONCE AND just walk away like nothing happened G. Go see if everyone's okay except Pruz. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:05 PM |
| What do you have against Pruz? Pruz is cool. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:06 PM |
| Pruz is definitely not cool |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:13 PM |
| Say it to this face or you're cyberbullying. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:15 PM |
| 666. Berate Purring for causing a paradox by being in two places at once. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:19 PM |
He's a creep. His codes are annoying; he overuses them. He expects people to get references to things only he and his one friend know about. He persistently shipped us when I did not ship it back. He accused me of killing and/or hospitalizing someone I didn't even know existed.
Do I need to continue? |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:20 PM |
Stop creating paradoxes, everyone! Your name is Hi. You're not Purring, or LeBlaster, or Happy, or...
About a year later...
...coude9999, okay? So you then look at Pruz's remains and LAUGH! AHAAAHAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA
okay
So you walk away obnoxiously, and look at the remains of your house. Guh.
A. Turn back and check if everyone's okay B. You should really make sure they're okay. C. Something, IDK. |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:22 PM |
| Make sure they're all DEAD |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:43 PM |
You look behind yourself at the pile of overturned cars. Feeling a bit worried, you start trekking back to the highway to see if everyone's alive (/dead). You peer in Purring's car. She's alive. LeBlaster was driving the Lorie and he's okay. Pawz was in a small family car, and she's alive. LNG, Faction, and Tim all survived the crash. Happy's ded though. Oh well.
A. CUSTOM!! WOW |
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| 18 Jul 2016 08:59 PM |
Try to violently and viciously choke the nearest person.
Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawnmower! |
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| 18 Jul 2016 09:54 PM |
You suddenly explode due to "ERROR;/'too many replies'(value)-3".
The entire world explodes. You explode. I explode.
EXPLODE.
A. EXPLODE. B. EXPLODE. C. EXPLODE. |
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