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| 14 Jul 2016 07:31 PM |
Somebody once told me that Canada is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest hockey stick in the game She was looking kind of smug with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "kinder egg" on her forehead
Well the hate keeps coming and it won't stop coming slid on the ice as I hit the ground sliding Didn't make sense but it sure was fun our bacon is cheap, and our poutine is dumb
So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with legalizing weed You'll never know if you don't grow You'll never shine if you don't make any dough
Hey now you're in Canada get your game on, go play (hockey) Hey now you're a Canadian get on the ice and get paid And all that Shimers is iced Only starting fires break the cold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait 'til it gets even colder But the media men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the ozone layer
The ice we skate is getting pretty thick The waters getting cold so you might as well skate My world's really cold how about yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
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Somebody once asked could I spare some change for salt I need to get myself away from this place I said yeah its really cold I could use a little salt myself And we could all use a little change Well the snow starts coming and it don't stop coming slid on the ground and I hit the ground sliding Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your gas gets cheap but your face gets cold So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with legalizing weed You'll never know if you don't grow You'll never shine if you don't make any dough.
that's a half hour of writing i'll never get back.
still looking for that blue Chevrolet Malibu '83 |
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| 14 Jul 2016 07:33 PM |
bump,
just to clarify again, i am Canadian and i do not enjoy poutine.
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| 14 Jul 2016 07:36 PM |
bump2
please this is the only thing in my life i have to offer you.
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microshue
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| 14 Jul 2016 07:36 PM |
getting my name on the front page
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
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microshue
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| 14 Jul 2016 07:40 PM |
will be displaying this whenever someone asks for my favorite tracked thread
You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
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| 14 Jul 2016 07:41 PM |
| I'm Canadian as well. I like this, good job. |
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