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Re: Canada Once Told Me; a shameless ripoff

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roasteddasher33 is not online. roasteddasher33
Joined: 15 Mar 2013
Total Posts: 6086
14 Jul 2016 07:31 PM
Somebody once told me that Canada is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest hockey stick in the game
She was looking kind of smug with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "kinder egg" on her forehead

Well the hate keeps coming and it won't stop coming
slid on the ice as I hit the ground sliding
Didn't make sense but it sure was fun
our bacon is cheap, and our poutine is dumb

So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with legalizing weed
You'll never know if you don't grow
You'll never shine if you don't make any dough


Hey now you're in Canada get your game on, go play (hockey)
Hey now you're a Canadian get on the ice and get paid
And all that Shimers is iced
Only starting fires break the cold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now but wait 'til it gets even colder
But the media men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the ozone layer

The ice we skate is getting pretty thick
The waters getting cold so you might as well skate
My world's really cold how about yours
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored

[Repeat Chorus 2x]

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for salt
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yeah its really cold
I could use a little salt myself
And we could all use a little change
Well the snow starts coming and it don't stop coming
slid on the ground and I hit the ground sliding
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your gas gets cheap but your face gets cold
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with legalizing weed
You'll never know if you don't grow
You'll never shine if you don't make any dough.

that's a half hour of writing i'll never get back.



still looking for that blue Chevrolet Malibu '83
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roasteddasher33 is not online. roasteddasher33
Joined: 15 Mar 2013
Total Posts: 6086
14 Jul 2016 07:33 PM
bump,

just to clarify again, i am Canadian and i do not enjoy poutine.


still looking for that blue Chevrolet Malibu '83
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roasteddasher33 is not online. roasteddasher33
Joined: 15 Mar 2013
Total Posts: 6086
14 Jul 2016 07:36 PM
bump2

please this is the only thing in my life i have to offer you.


still looking for that blue Chevrolet Malibu '83
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microshue is not online. microshue
Joined: 08 Jun 2012
Total Posts: 23272
14 Jul 2016 07:36 PM
getting my name on the front page

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow


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microshue is not online. microshue
Joined: 08 Jun 2012
Total Posts: 23272
14 Jul 2016 07:40 PM
will be displaying this whenever someone asks for my favorite tracked thread

You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow


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Artaxian is not online. Artaxian
Joined: 18 Oct 2011
Total Posts: 1151
14 Jul 2016 07:41 PM
I'm Canadian as well. I like this, good job.
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Joined: 07 Dec 2011
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14 Jul 2016 07:41 PM
Thankks
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